I'm out on the range, surveying the Thinking of the job that's to be My life is but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the was won I stand the and the suffering For on the I am the king On doors I and on bells I ring sure that I will get the sale
'Cause I am Dan the Salesman In a beat-up I do ride I them in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the line I make them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The door swings wide and I my prey to fall victim to my pitch I him all about the plan With all of its benefits If you lose an arm a thousand bucks Lose both of them and get as much And if you die, well then, bless your luck You'll just be in the cash
'Cause I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and them legally And on the dotted line I make them (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The signs, the deed is done time for me to get back on the road A lonely man out on the the wind can blow so cold I ride into the sun the knowledge of a job well done But I rest until everyone Has properly insured
I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a beat-up Chevrolet I do I rope them in and tie up and bind them legally And on the dotted line I make them (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
Yes, I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up Chevrolet I do I rope them in and tie them up and them legally For on the dotted I make them sign