"This book deals with epiphenomenalism, which has to do with consciousness as a accessory of physiological processes whose presence or absence... makes no difference... whatever are you doing?"
Benn: Hello Cervantes: Daniel To christen the day! Samuel Richardson: Fielding: Tittle-tattle Tittle-tattle... Lawrence Hello Mary Vindicated! Austen: Here I am! Sir Walter Scott: all doomed! Leo Yes! de Balzac: Oui... Edgar Allen Aaaarrrggghhhh! Charlotte Hello... Emily Hello... Anne Hellooo..? Gogol: Vas chi Gustav Oui William Makepeace Thackeray: Call me 'William Thackeray' Nathaniel Hawthorne: The 'A' Melville: Ahoy there! Charles Dickens: London is so beautiful this of year... Trollope: good-good-good-good evening! Fyodor Dostoevsky: come the sleepers... Mark Twain: I even spell 'Mississippi'! George George reads German Emile J'accuse James: Howdy Miss Wharton! Thomas Ooo-arrr! Conrad: I'm a bloody boring writer... Katherine Mansfield: [cough Edith Wharton: hello, Mr James! DH Lawrence: Never of it EM Never heard of it!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can call today his He who has life and enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live today'
James Joyce: there! Virginia I'm losing my mind! Marcel Je me'en souviens plus F Fitzgerald: baa bababa baa Hemingway: I forgot the.... Hermann Hesse: Oh es ist alle so Waugh: Whoooaarr! William Faulkner: Tu connait Faulkner? Anaïs The strand of pearls Ford Ford: Any colour, as long as it's black! Sartre: Let's go to the dome, Simone! Simone de Beauvoir: exact present Albert The beach... the beach Kafka: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! Thomas Mam Greene: Call me 'pinky', lovely Jack Kerouac: Me car's down... William S Wowwww!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can call his own; He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I to live today'
Kingsley [cough] Lessing: I hate men! Vladimir Hello, little girl... William Golding: Busby! JG Instrument binnacle Richard Brautigan: How are you Kundera: I don't do interviews Ivy Compton Hello... Paul Theroux: a nice day! Gnter Grass: I've snails! Gore Vidal: Oh, it me mad! Updike: Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run... Kazuro Ah so, old chap! Malcolm Bradbury: John Steinbeck, stroke JD Salinger Iain Banks: Too for crows! AS Byatt: Nine of the law, you know... Amis: [burp] Brett Ellis: Aaaaarrrggghhh! Eco: I don't understand this either... Gabriel Garcia Mi casa es su casa Doyle: ha ha ha! Salman Rushdie: Names will forever...