The table's set ant the out Christmas is here, let out a The family's all about Christmas, is here! Everyone is big smiles They all try to act nice for a Then George calls his in-laws Christmas, is here!
Always at one of the year When problems disappear And everyone smiles ear to ear Christmas, is here!
George has been a lot He just keep out of the sauce He says his wife's been her boss Christmas, is here! Margaret her food in his face People are hungry, it's a waste she screams, "How does that taste?" Christmas, is here!
at one time of the year When everyone's problems And everyone smiles ear to ear Christmas, is here!
George picks up the knife Weilds it around and to slice cocks his shotgun twice Christmas, is here! says, "Hey, what's the deal? Just sit down and your meal Or I'll pump you of steel!" Christmas, is here!
Always at one time of the everyone's problems disappear And smiles from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
Police arrive just eight Responding to a complaint Open the door, what a fate Christmas, is here! Fa la la and the halls Blood was spattered on the Christmas, one and all! Christmas, is here!
Always at one time of the When everyone's problems And everyone smiles ear to ear Christmas, is here!
Always at one of the year When problems disappear And smiles from ear to ear Christmas, is here!