L.L. J 'em well And as you all I am as hell
Woke up at 9:30 on a morn' my remote control, turned my stereo on Then I reached for a since I don't use the picks And the floor was kinda so I put on my kicks
to the kitchen and ate some cornflakes As I bop to a tape of Cut breaks With hardcore, heavyweight, blast Connoisseur of and Cut Creator's fast
Jumped in the shower, it was hot So I stayed there a hour 'cause I it a lot out, dried off, put on the Denim cologne Then I called up Earl on the
He told me 'bout a jam that I could do on 10 g's a Limo for one strong song So I said, yeah, I was with it, hung up and got Got a magnifying glass I brushed my beard
Rewound some tapes of Def Jam tunes As I for this freak to ring my bell at noon 12 came, left the door crack The freak walked in a mink on her
Put her curt on the rack, my [Incomprehensible] on Then I threw in a of the quiet storm We drank Roundhill Cavern, ate soft She said, "L.L., you're gonna let me taste your tongue?"
My got pale, I wam-bammed the tail Did it so hard I shoulda to jail She left, Earl came over and we outside Jumped in the BM to bust a
Went up to A.J. in my fresh black I'm not a sucker on the corner trying to up a meal The girlies want sex, the fellas try to But those who end up with broke necks
Signed some autographs for a posse of Said, "It's L, baby, I down with Chic" We conversated with the for 10 minutes more Then I jumped in my and the freaks slammed the door
Due 'cause I'm a gangster think I do crimes They don't know I'm just a of hip-hop rhymes smile, try to call L.L. a hoodlum at times But he don't know my on his wife's behind
L.L. has iced all the washed up of rap so to hell with the mob Don't run from the cops, making jock And I'm only 18 more than your pops
of toys and boyscout boys And I dare any critic to call it Peeped at the clock, it 6:03 Said later to and broke out with E
Went up to White for a chocolate shake Thinking 'bout a 100'000 I'd soon make Finished up the snack, jumped up, out my hit the table and he made up a beat
Kicked a few lines, stepped out the Since tonight is a I'm in the mood for more We in my ride, I took a peek at the time It was almost 7:30 and the was at nine
L.L. J will soon stand at a jam thousands of people screaming, "Touch my hand" But since I had a hour plus a for tat I was searching for the cutie who's my match
Her name was Renee, her was okay But she had the kinda that made Jay wanna play I said, "No need to rehearse", I made my approach Said, "You got a good team, girl but you a new coach"
Said, "My L.L.Cool, if I may introduce But I'm not here for conversation, I'm here to mix it up baby, wanna feel you grind 'Cause it ain't 5th grade and ain't nursery rhymes"
"And I that you adore my sure side hardcore Check out the real L.L. behind closed So tell your buddies you're busy, your boyfriend beat it Forget the dress 'cause you ain't gonna need it"
"Unplug your clock, do away the light five minutes or more you hear me say, that's right Your body is bad and I you got a Caddy When we love you can call me daddy"
"I'm L.L. Cool J, say hey, I'm not a toyboy but I still play Promise you, I'm not wack I'm in the sack After that I you starving for me to come back"
"But in the meantime, put your digits And the next I see ya I'm going to town" away from the freak, it was a quarter to nine When I rolled to the jam I saw the on line
Took a around the side, so I could get backstage If you call me a tiger, then the stage is my I rip, and crush, heavy metal bands rust Them flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like
Walked in my dressing room and then I heard knocks said, "L.L., you're running late and it's time to rock" Told Cut Creator the order would be Then I said "Lord have mercy" and hands with E Went onstage, I the girlies scream And the very moment I woke up from the dream