Luyện nghe bài hát The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Michael Montgomery (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris La-Po Music/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Publishing

Sadie, this car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we down to the Grundy County auction
The said no tobaccer where we sat
My wife told me that I should spit caution
Or else we'll all up in a big ol' spat

And I said hush your mouth nobody's mind
If I pack my lip and the sign
'Cause a little dip of Skoal hurt no one at all
Then, I've never seen get so mad
From a little bit of spit on his Deere hat
But I on him once, spit on him twice
Spit Skoal on the feller in the row
Well he turned around and nearly broke my
I got a big fat lip, two eyes
Shoulda just went and outside

Well, it musta been eight or nine more minutes
Until I that can of Skoal back out
And I knew I put my fingers in it
I'd just spit it out amongst the crowd
...Look out!

And you know I don't care if anybody minds
A pinch your cheek and gum is not a crime
So I'll do my spittin' and to heck the rest of y'all
I've never saw people gettin' so dang mad
Worst auction they've ever had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, on 'em twice
Spit on the people, well I must confess
I even got a little on a lady's white
But in the end got me back you see
They all took a dip and on me

Well, they pinned me on the auction block
And took my Skoal
And the town still hates to talk
The mess that was that day

When I hush your mouth, nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the
'Cause a dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all
Well, I've saw people gettin' so derned mad
The worst County they've ever had
'Cause I on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, well I must
I even got a little on a white dress
Shoulda my dip, swallowed my pride
Shoulda just went and outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I down to a Music City function
I just heard a song that I had to howl out
My lawyers told my to with caution
Or I'd make a lot of songwriters mad

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery won't
If I take a song and make it mine all
Like I did so many times old Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never heard anything sound so
Mind if I borrow one or two of lines
Well I stole it once it twice
I STOLE it from a writer on Row
Well he just moved to town and he know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his goodbye

I had my number two going about a mile a minute
Till I had his ideas all written
And I knew I went and did it
the police came and hauled my butt downtown

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery won't
If I steal a and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many times with Tim
Yeah I never heard anything so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of your
Well I stole it once it twice
I that song and I must confess
When I went to I plead no contest
Got a big fat lip and two black
Never should messed with his copyright

I told the judge I had block but he hauled my butt away
And now it hurts too much to laugh about the song I stole day

When I
Hey John Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a and make it mine all mine
Like I did so times with Tim McGraw
I never heard anything sound so fine
Mind if I one or two of your lines
So I it once stole it twice
I STOLE it from a writer on Row
Well he moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his song
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!