Luyện nghe bài hát The Illinois Enema Bandit

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Ray (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Eddie (keyboards, violin, vocals)
o'hearn (bass, vocals)
Terry (drums, vocals)
Ruth (percussion, synthesizer)
Don (vocals)
David (vibes)
Randy (trumpet)
brecker (tenor saxophone, flute)
Lou (alto saxophone, flute)
Ronnie (baritone saxophone, clarinet)
Tom (trombone, trumpet, piccolo)
bergamo (percussion over-dub)
Ed (percussion over-dub)
neil (osmotic harp over-dub)

And now folks it's time for don pardo to deliver our special illinois enema announcement take it away, don

"this is a story
About a criminal
From right around
is the story of michael kenyon
A man who's serving time at very moment
For the crime of armed

It so happened, at the time of the robbery
Michael, to give his female victims
A little
Apparently, there was no law that
But his lives on
Michael
The enema bandit!"

The enema bandit
I he's on the loose
I he's on the loose
Lord, the screams
Of all college-educated women...
Boy, just be tyin' 'em up
(they'd be all down!)
Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
The illinois enema juice
He just be every one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the illinois bandit juice

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up all the bag
Fulla the illinois enema bandit
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up all the bag
the illinois enema bandit juice

The illinois bandit
I heard it on the
I heard it on the
Bloomington illinois...he has caused some
sneakin' around there
From to farm
Got a bag
And a on his arm
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed
That he just might wanna
for some rustic co-ed rump
That he might wanna pump
Lookin' for some co-ed rump
That he might wanna pump

The enema bandit
One day have to pay
One day have to pay
The will say, "you're under arrest!"
And the judge would have him for a special
The d.a. will order a test
And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the of his vest
Then they'll put out a for the jury folks
And the judge would say, "no jokes!"
Then they'll in the bandit for all to see,
Sayin' "don't have no sympathy...
Hot water in the first degree!"
And then the might say, "why is everybody looking' at me? "

Well did you cause this
did you cause this kinda misery?
Well did you cause this
Now, one girl shout: "let the be!"

Bandit are you
Bandit are you guilty? tell me now,
plea?
Another girl "let the fiend go free!"
Are you guilty? bandit, did you do these
The bandit say, "it be just what they all needs..."
"it must be just what all needs..."
"it must be just what all needs..."
"it must be just they all needs..."
"it be just what they all needs..."
"it must be what they all needs..."
Etc.

Wanna, wanna, wanna, enema

Repeat...