Luyện nghe bài hát The Lads From Macc

Ten pints of Boddies and a wine,
got to make the Bear's Head before closing time.
We're the Lads, we were born in a pub,
We like us ale and we us grub,
the Macc Lads and we ain't fuckin' puffs.
We're the Lads Macc,
We want crack,
the Lads from Macc, alright?
Now we go out shaggin' the night,
We around insulting every bugger in sight,
Hre's and old bag, the job,
Right lads, lets get wi' gob,
Stanly Ogden? He's a slob.
We're the Lads Macc,
We want crack,
the Lads from Macc.
We're the Lads, we're fuckin' rough,
We us ale, we can't get enough,
We're the Lads and we ain't fuckin' puffs.
We're the from Macc,
We want crack,
We're the from Macc, alright?
Get gob 'round me knob,
Get your 'round me beef,
Get your lipsies me titsies,
Get smackers 'round me knackers,
Get your gums me brums,
to me pork,
Get your round me knackers.
Alright my
We're the Lads Macc,
We some crack,
the Lads from Macc, alright?
(Repeat x2)
Beer 'n' Sex 'n' 'n' Gravy
me teeth, put on me best clobber,
Tonight's the night I'm fer knob 'er,
Vaxhaull all covered in rust,
But you fuck yer bird on a 29 bus,
One, two, one two four,
Beer 'n' sex 'n' chips 'n'
It's all a Lad wants,
Beer 'n' sex 'n' 'n' gravy,
bit of cunt.
So off the floor,
Finish yer chips, we're go sup some more.
I a punt down the fox 'n' grapes,
A game of an' a lot of beer,
I said "can you hold your love?"
She "yes I can, always by the ears."
Beer and sex and and gravy,
birrov cunt,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
all a Macc Lad wants.
I've you once before,
off the floor,
Finish yer chips, gonna go sup some more...
and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
and sex and chips and gravy.
Treat yer women toilets,
happy while you're abusing them,
But toilets don't yer 'round,
When finished using them
One two four,
and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
down yer necks.
an' sex an' sex an' gravy..
(fade out)