Luyện nghe bài hát The Laughing Gnome

I was walking the high street
I heard footsteps behind me
And was a little old man (hello)
In and grey, shuffling away (laughter)
Well he trotted to my house
And he sat the telly (oaah..)
With his tiny hands on his
away, laughing all day (laughter)

Oh, I ought to report you to the gnome
(gnome office)
Yes
(hahahahaha)

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a gnome and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
t;i'm a gnome and you can't catch me"
Said the gnome

Well I gave him roasted and a glass of dandelion wine (burp, pardon)
I put him on a train to eastbourne
Carried his bag and him a fag
(haven't you got a light )
;here, where do you come
(gnome-man's land, hahihihi)
"oh,

In the morning when I up
He was sitting on the of my bed
With his whose name was fred
He'd bought him along to me a song

Right, let's it
Here, that clicking noise?
(that's fred, a "metrognome", haha)

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a laughing gnome and you catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
;i'm a laughing gnome and you catch me"

(own up, I'm a gnome, I right, haha)
;haven't you got an to go to? "
(no, gnomads)
"didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school? you look like a gnome."
(no, not at the london of ecognomics)

Now they're up the chimney
And we're on caviar and honey (hooray!)
Cause earning me lots of money
Writing prose for radio shows
It's (what? )
It's the gnome service of

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a laughing gnome and you don't me"
Ha ha ha, oh, me

(ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a laughing gnome and you catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a gnome and you can't catch me")

(one time, yeah)