Singers: The Peeper, the peeper, what's going through his (Whoa!) [Leaves Climbin' the tree. Slowly, quietly. Lookin' for next branch. Found it. Got it. Window high. Great view. Settlin' in. Keepin' it quiet. Hidden. Heart pounding through chest. Waiting. Lookin' around. Nervous. Lights on, jackpot, there she is. Ohh my. New pants. Classy- not too tight. Walkin' around the room. No idea I'm here. Lovin' it. Rubbin' her feet. Tough day. Relaxin'. Hops off bed, goin' towards bathroom. Shuttin' the door. Alone again. Waiting. Lookin' around. Bored. Pullin' out nipple clips. Painful! ow... but deserve it. [Door Bathroom door opens- Lovin' it. Ohh my.... in a ponytail. She picks up the tv clicker. Click. [Tv makes back, Watchin. Watchin' her watch. Lovin' it. She laughs. ha ha ha. I laugh. Oh yeah. a moment. [Dog a dog- Not good. He can smell me. showered. Barkin'. leave. Oh no, Here she comes. Stayin' motionless. Fuckin' dog's loosin' it. [window Girl: Bud! You be quiet and go home like a boy. [Dog stops and walks off] doesn't see me. She's gorgeous. I'm grotesque. Peeper: Knock at the front door! She to answer. opens] Peeper: It's HIM. Chiseled features. kiss. I'm fuming. Also hard. Hatin' myself. Sniffin' fingers. [Girl Peeper: She moans. aww. I moan. He looks up. Busted. Should not moaned... Peeper: He toward window. Muscular Man: Look at guy. You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me! Peeper: Full of rage. right at me. Man: a guy in the tree out here. Peeper: of shame. Are you serious? Peeper: Completely worthless. as a rock. Man: I see you shithead! Well the cops are comin' you sick fuck! And if you even think of runnin' away bash your fuckin' skull in with a lead pipe! Stayin' still. Motionless. Pretending to be a squirrel. [Squirrel Peeper: Not working. calling. Dreams shattered. Peeper: humiliation. Ejaculation. Man: Aww! You gross pig! You're a piece of shit, ya that?! Peeper: Yes I do. help myself. pulling up and door opening] Cop: L.A.P.D. Get down the tree buddy. noises] Peeper: Trying the squirrel again. Looking for a nut. Cop: I said get down there! Peeper: I go. [Slam, slam, slam, Ohh. Woman: I they put you im for a long time! You need some serious help, you asshole! Peeper walking I know I do... It's an addiction. Cop: go big guy. Come on. Peeper: Wife's kill me. Cop: You can't be doing shit, Mr... Nipple clips. [Peeper slamming into cop car Peeper: Handcuffed. sniff fingers. slams and engine revs] Peeper: Please on me. Cop: Yeah, is officer Tyler. Everything's under control. Peeper: Please piss on me? If somebody piss on me, that would be great. The peeper, bl-eeper, he's goin off to jail (Whoa!)