Luyện nghe bài hát The Pirate Song

Sixteen men on a dead chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, sailin'
With Long John Black
Peg-Leg, Hook
Scourge of the main
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain ever sailed the seven ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we hoist the Jolly
Heel over the yonder galleon
Lay a few broadsides her timers"

"Swing over on these here
our cutlasses in our teeth
Cut 'em to ribbons and split the
What say ye to that, me
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You don't it?"
"I don't like it and I don't do it
It's tacky, tacky, and don't look at me that way"
"Well, if you like it, what do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me shiny pants
I want to and dance

"You to sing and dance, heh
You don't plundering, aye?
Well, shiver me timbers 'ow treasuring, huh?
Rubies, emeralds and
Gold and British sovereigns

"Silver chalices encrusted with and jewels
Necklaces and bracelets of every and size
Fit for the heads of Europe, aye?"

"And all buried in a pirate's
And I happen to know where
How about that me
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You like it?"
"I like it and I don't want it"
"He want it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Mister Artiste, do you want?"

I want to and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me shiny pants
I want to sing and

"Now, listen hear, this ain't no Gilbert and Sullivan show
You know for some flittin' tinkerbell
This here be a hearted pirate ship
And I would you keel hauled if you weren't me
Own and blood you little twit!
So you don't plunderin' aye?"

"I like it"
"And you don't no treasurin' ah?"
"I don't it"
"And you probably don't no groggin' and revelin'
And and rummin' either I suppose?"

"Well, down you want to know the truth?
It's not me, I don't it"
"Well, do you want
As if I didn't bleein' know?"
"I want to and dance and"

"I know, I know and your tight little shiny pants
Huh, okay, we'll all and dance
I said, all sing and dance
Or you'll the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me shiny pants
I want to and dance
("You hear the and twit's voice say")

"I it, I like it"
"I like it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I don't rum"
"You like rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I might like a Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A in it? He wants a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might a bit of a salad too"
"Well, how about a bleeding bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is that
French make everything so hard
Why didn't they just it a bun?"