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Oh if I were
I'd make you
no question's no more lies
tell you the truth looking in your eyes
If I President.

Well and foremost son
Christ is the only one
you're gonna talk to when your day
I'm gonna pass the law says everyday
you gotta get down on knees and pray
the man for dyin for you sins.

If I president
I'd make you
Jesus is the man he's the that you stand
If I president.

We're gonna put the word out on the
no more D.C.,
I'm make this country big and strong
no payin of your taxes
the capitol's in Worth, Texas;
thats the only place a house big belongs

If I president
Nobody's push us around,
Well nobody's gonna laugh when Jason my chief of staff
If I president.

Well Iraqi boys you must be
your diggin yourself in a rut
I got a way to end your soon
Well we'll bring every one of our boys
out our biggest baddest toys
and blow you bastards to the moon.

If I president,
Nobody's gonna push us
If they threaten us or put us
we'll burn country to the ground,
If I president.

Well about you Osama bin Laden
It won't be long till name's forgotten
America's freedom is always ring
And you that we wont be satisfied
Till your hatred's dead and your are fried
head's on a stick and your balls in a sling.

If I were
If I were
Hey one thing you can't
sorry ass is gonna die
If I was

I got one for you, Saddam Hussein
We'll resurect General Wayne,
and put together a very plan,
we'll put down our 'nukes put our guns
and you and the be 1-on-1
and he'll kick ass if you were a man.

If I were
If I president
If you don't like Nelson
you gotta go to
If I were
So a vote and make it me
an' if I win the beer's
If I president.