All right. Test, test, test, test! Hello? Are we to go here? Ehum, may I have your attention, please? May I your attention, please? [Yeah!] Will the real Sugar Baby speak up? We're gonna have a problem here. Y'all laugh like you never heard a white girl before, jaws on the floor, actin' like you can buy me in a sugar store. [Cha-ching.] Cruisin' the halls, you must be lookin' for more 'cuz I'm bigger than and I won't be stuck on the floor. Haha-haha-haha! [What you at?] You're all talking like "Oh, wait, no way! You're kidding! She didn't just how I think she did, did she?" [Yeah, yeah, yeah!] Hey, hey, sugar? you at?] I'm right here, sleepin' in pocket. Tee-hee! Sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar Baby, Baby... I'm the Sugar Baby, the real Baby. All you other Sugar Babies are just imitating. So won't the real Sugar Baby please jump up, please jump up, please jump up. 'Cuz I'm the Sugar Baby, the real Sugar Baby. All you other Sugar are just imitating. So won't the real Sugar Baby please jump up, please jump up, please jump up?
[Woah!] Look at her, around with her own crew. Mad Dog and Billy and Moca, too. so darn short, though! Yeah! my girl, yo!] And a million of us, just like me, fuss like me, just don't give a f- Oh! I never say that. [Sugar!] Dress like me, walk like me, have hair like me, and might be the next best thing, but not quite me! I'm the Sugar Baby, the real Sugar Baby. All you other Sugar Babies are just imitating. So won't the real Sugar please jump up, please jump up, please jump up. 'Cuz I'm the Sugar Baby, the real Sugar Baby. All you other Sugar are just imitating. So won't the real Sugar Baby please jump up, please jump up, please jump up?
Oh, and the rest of you please lie down, 'cuz I can't see anything. Thanks! Sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar Baby, Baby...