(lyrics are spoken) Girls, I know you will this and the intrinsic incredible emotion You have just over your head the worn, warm belonging to a boy Now, you haven't had a passionate session or anything, but you got to go on a camping with him and other people from school And you slept together, your bag right next to his And you in the night to watch him as he slept but you couldn't see anything it was dark so you just there and listened to his breathing and wondered if your might burst The sweater has that goat-like smell which all teenage possess, and that smell will transfer to all other clothes If you get to keep it for a few days you can sleep it but don't let mom see, because she'll say, "what is that thing, and who does it belong to the trash man?" So you have to keep it under the covers you You can of lie it beside you, or wrap it around waist, or touch it on your legs, or your business Now if the sweater has, like, on it or is a color like yellow... I'm sorry, you can't get away a sweater like that for brown, or grey, or blue Anything other than that, and you know you're dealing someone different And different is NOT what looking for You're looking for those teenage Alpine features and that sort of blank look passes for deep thought or at least the notion that someone's looking for the boy of your dreams who is the same boy in the dreams of all friends Now the sweater isn't to fit you, of course, So you have to kind of roll up the sleeves in a jaunty way that says 'this is the sweater belonging to a boy, and the boy is a genuine hunk-a-hunk of burnin' love, and this is not just some hand me down your brother or your father' Monday, wear the sweater, to Be calm, cute Don't tell him the dream you had the place the two of you would share when you get be yourself The best, cutest, quietest version of Definitely lip gloss He looks at you, and he looks away And he walks away and the smell of the sweater you again suddenly ape-scent gloriola and you get a note to you by a in History that says "He needs sweater back. He you put it on in the tent on Saturday and he's looking for it." And you have to die of humiliation, you know You are a person and this is a experience You can still your head up high as you run from the classroom tearing the stinking sweater from your You look at sweater, carefully And you realize that love made you blind You've got a now, honey, and though you'd never as low as him, you could it all over the school if you wanted The label in that "100% Acrylic"