Well, sometimes I wish bought the kind That out into a bed But it ain't too bad if you lay on side And use the armrest for you
Yeah, the are sprung and the center sags And the is sticking out But times like these, she ain't happy with me I God for this old couch
Yeah, right now, she's as P.O.'ed As ever seen her be And pillow and blanket and a mighty dirty look me where I'm gonna sleep
I learned a long time ago, don't say And soon, simmer down And with a little bit of luck, kiss and make up Sitting here on this old couch
Yeah, this old couch is a pretty safe While she blows off a steam Well, she's mad as hell but alright She ain't rid of me
'Cause there no quitting, just forgiving and forgetting That's what about And we both know, I'll never go no this old couch
It might take five minutes or take five It really all On how long it for the begging and the pleading To finally start in
Yeah, and one of days, I'm gonna learn Not to my big foot in my big mouth Yeah, and then I won't have to spend So much alone, yeah, right
Yeah, this old couch is a pretty safe While she off a little steam Well, she's mad as hell but that's She ain't rid of me
'Cause there no quitting, just forgiving and forgetting Yeah, that's what love's Yeah, and we both know, never go no further Than this old couch, yeah, this old
Yeah, one potato, two potato, three potato, potato I'm a couch "Hey honey, you still I'm sorry, a lot"