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Those crazy Christians, I was gonna in today
But the Church woke me up and they're a half a mile away
Those crazy dressed up driving down my street
get their weekly of guilt before they head to Applebee's

pray before they eat and they pray before they snore
They pray before a game and every time they score
Every passing, every dear departed soul
Is another good excuse to bake a casserole

Those crazy Christians go and jump on damn plane
Fly to Africa or Haiti, risk their lives in name
No they the late night party kind
They curse the devils whiskey while drink the saviors wine

A famous TV preacher has a big affair and then one
Confession and he's again, again
Someone yells Hallelujah and they shout and clap and
Its like they can't wait to someone for just about anything

Those crazy

Instead of being on this sunny afternoon
By the bedside of a stranger in a cold hospital
And every now and then they meet a poor lost like me
not quite sure just who or what or how he ought to be
They march him down the then the next thing that you know
dunk him the water and here comes another one of those crazy Christians

They look to Heaven their life
And I think what if they're wrong but what if they're

You its funny, much as Im baffled by it all
If I really needed help, well you know who Id call
Is crazy Christians