Luyện nghe bài hát Three Point One Four

My last girlfriend didn't me, thought she might be
Most a dyke, she just didn't excite me
Lefty, yeah, but that was
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that
My mistake she was flaky than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much company
Ass like a donkey actin' gave her 'L', now she's a flunky
So my love for her died quicker than a of sea monkeys

Early bird gets the worm, spread your legs or the word
So what if I'm not the peanut in the turd
I'm white which goes with everything but I can in any color
And I'm looking for the kind of that reminds me of my mother
But it's hard to find a girl a viper tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you know that can the harmonica
With their pussies like 'em easy and hot and
Like a Rice Krispie gee, you know what I really want in a girl, me

I to find a new vagina
Any of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like
Calvin Klein kind of Carolina

are like dog, do hear me through, don't interrupt
It's the older that they are the easier they get to pick up
I'd fill the gap, clean the cobwebs from her rafters
Old hens would put out than be put out to the pasture
No age just a gauge, I like my girls like my cheese
Preferably for me fat-free singles only
I want my next chick anorexic, the is the thinner
have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner

Like Sizzler she got a beef, we'll the fat
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her
Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I play rough
No, I can't be tied with a girl that wants me tied up
Just independent like NOFX, smart Janeane Garafolo
She'd use big words to fun of me so that I would never know
Bestow upon me all her of the Dewey Decimal System gee
You know what I really in a girl, me

I need to find a new
Any kind of new
It's hard to rhyme a like vagina
Kevin Kline kind of South

Vagina,
Vagina,
Vagina,
Vagina,