Luyện nghe bài hát Three Point One Four

My girlfriend didn't like me, thought she might be
likely a dyke, she just didn't excite me
Lefty, yeah, but was alright
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that
My mistake she was more than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin have been much better company
Ass like a donkey actin' funky gave her 'L', now she's a
So my love for her died than a batch of sea monkeys

Early bird gets the worm, spread your legs or spread the
So what if I'm not the peanut in the turd
I'm which goes with everything but I can come in any color
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my
But it's hard to find a with a viper tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you that can play the harmonica
With their like 'em easy and hot and sweet
Like a Rice Krispie Treat gee, you know what I want in a girl, me

I need to a new vagina
Any kind of new
hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin Klein kind of Carolina

Women are like dog, do me through, don't interrupt
It's the older that they are the easier they get to pick up
I'd fill the generation gap, clean the cobwebs from her
Old hens would rather put out be put out to the pasture
No age just ain't a gauge, I like my like my cheese
Preferably for me American singles only
I want my next chick anorexic, the is the thinner
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a dinner

Like Sizzler she got a beef, chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her
Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I play rough
No, I can't be tied down with a girl wants me tied up
Just independent like NOFX, smart like Garafolo
use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Decimal System gee
You know what I really in a girl, me

I to find a new vagina
Any of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word vagina
Kevin Kline kind of Carolina

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