[Car Toll Willie: "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please." M1: "Hey, how ya Toll Booth Willie?" Toll Booth "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!" M1: "Aww, that's great, you know, yer a fuckin' idiot!" [Pays and drives off] Toll Booth "Go fuck yourself you son of a bitch! I'll come right outta the and fuckin' whack ya, you fuckin' prick!" car approaches] M2: "Hey, hey, Willie! it going?" Booth Willie: "Hey, can't complain, pop. Hows 'bout you?" M2: "Oh, great, great. How much?" Toll Booth Willie: "The state charges a twenty-five, pop." M2: "That's fine. Now I give you the money, or should I shove the quarters directly up fat ass!?" [Pays and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: "Why you fuckin' hard on! I'll Carlton Fisk yer fuckin' head with a Louise-ville fuckin' slugger! Whadya of ass fuck!?" [Another car F1: "Hi Willie." Toll Willie: "Oh, nice to see ya M'am. Not a bad day, huh?" F1: "Well, I'm a little lost. Could you help me out? I hear the best directions." Toll Booth Willie: "Well I know my way New England. I can tell ya that much. So ya headed?" F1: "Well, I was just wondering exactly is the best way to drive up your ass. You know, if you'd tell me, I'd it, you fuckin' prick." [Drives Toll Booth Willie: "You fuckin' bitch! you! You forgot to pay the toll you dirty whore! I'll fuckin' drop you with a boot to the fuckin' you cum guzzling queen!" [Another car M3: "Hey Willie." Toll Booth "Hey, how are ya?" M3: "Here's a twenty-five, and go fuck yourself." [Pays and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: "Dah, you prick! I hope you choke on a fuckin' bottle cap, ya son of a fuck! Eat shit! Eat my shit!" car approaches] Bishop "Hello Willie. Good to see you." Toll Willie: "Ahhh, Bishop Nelson. Nice to see ya. That was quite a sermon you had the day." Nelson: "Hey, well I do my best." Toll Willie: "Dollar twenty-five, Bishop." Bishop "Dollar twenty-five, Willie. Isn't that the same price your mother for a blow job, you piece of dog shit!?" [Pays toll and drives Toll Willie: "Ohhh! Have another one, you fuckin' lush! It's not my fault the cut ya off last night ya fuckin' douche bag!" car approaches] M5: "Hey!" Toll Willie: "Well hey!" M5: "Yeah, do you want the money, or should I just shove the up your fat ass!?" [Pays toll and drives Toll Booth Willie: "Well, I already heard one you fuckin' bastard! Go suck a corn you fuckin' of repeatin' shit!" [Another car F2: "Hi." Toll Willie: "Oh, hi. How are ya?" F2: "Fine, thank you. How much is the please?" Toll Booth Willie: "For you sweetheart, a dollar twenty-five." F2: "Here ya go." toll] F2: "Thank you." [Begins to off] Toll Booth Willie: "Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a receipt that?" F2: "Oh, I forgot. Thank you so much." [Toll Booth Willie a receipt for her] Booth Willie: "And here ya are." F2: "Umm, do you think you could it?" Toll Booth "Oh, uh.. sign it?" F2: "Yeah, Toll Booth Willie was here." Toll Booth Willie: "Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, is this for?" [Signing F2: "Just so I could proof for my friends that I met the biggest fuckin' dip shit with the dick alive. You understand." off] [Crumples up Toll Booth "Fuck you, you fuckin' upity bitch! I'll fuckin' fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of fuckin' mothers! You're gonna die, bitch! I'm outta the booth!" [Opens the door and out of the booth] screeches and hits him] Toll Booth Willie: "Ooooh! My leg!" M6: "Hey! You ran over Toll Willie!" M7: "Oh my God! I was always what it would be like to run over a up stinky dick licker." Toll Booth Willie: "Why you pricks. I fuckin' hear every fuckin' yer saying! When this leg heals, I'm gonna kick you guys new fuckin' assholes! [Everyone cussing eachother