[Car Toll Booth "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please." M1: "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Willie?" Booth Willie: "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!" M1: "Aww, great, you know, considering yer a fuckin' idiot!" toll and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: "Go fuck you son of a bitch! I'll come right outta the booth and fuckin' ya, you fuckin' prick!" car approaches] M2: "Hey, hey, Willie! it going?" Booth Willie: "Hey, can't complain, pop. Hows 'bout you?" M2: "Oh, great, great. How much?" Toll Booth Willie: "The charges a dollar twenty-five, pop." M2: "That's fine. Now should I you the money, or should I shove the quarters directly up fat ass!?" [Pays toll and off] Toll Willie: "Why you fuckin' hard on! I'll fucking Carlton Fisk yer fuckin' head with a Louise-ville slugger! Whadya think of ass fuck!?" [Another car F1: "Hi Willie." Toll Booth Willie: "Oh, to see ya M'am. Not a bad day, huh?" F1: "Well, I'm a little lost. Could you help me out? I your the with directions." Toll Booth Willie: "Well I my way around New England. I can tell ya that much. So ya headed?" F1: "Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the way to drive up your ass. You know, if you'd me, I'd appreciate it, you fuckin' prick." [Drives Booth Willie: "You fuckin' bitch! Fuck you! You forgot to pay the fuckin' toll you dirty whore! fuckin' drop you with a boot to the fuckin' you cum guzzling queen!" [Another car M3: "Hey Willie." Booth Willie: "Hey, how are ya?" M3: "Here's a dollar twenty-five, and go yourself." [Pays toll and drives Toll Willie: "Dah, you fuckin' prick! I hope you choke on a fuckin' bottle cap, ya son of a fuck! Eat shit! Eat my shit!" [Another car Bishop "Hello Willie. Good to see you." Toll Willie: "Ahhh, Bishop Nelson. Nice to see ya. That was quite a you had the other day." Bishop Nelson: "Hey, I do my best." Toll Willie: "Dollar twenty-five, Bishop." Bishop Nelson: "Dollar twenty-five, Willie. Isn't that the price your charges for a blow job, you piece of dog shit!?" toll and drives off] Toll Willie: "Ohhh! Have another one, you fuckin' lush! It's not my fault the bartender cut ya off night ya fuckin' douche bag!" [Another car M5: "Hey!" Toll Willie: "Well hey!" M5: "Yeah, do you the money, or should I just shove the quarters directly up fat ass!?" [Pays toll and off] Toll Booth "Well, I already heard that one you fuckin' bastard! Go suck a corn you piece of repeatin' shit!" car approaches] F2: "Hi." Toll Booth "Oh, hi. How are ya?" F2: "Fine, you. How much is the toll please?" Toll Booth "For you sweetheart, it's a dollar twenty-five." F2: "Here ya go." toll] F2: "Thank you." [Begins to off] Toll Booth Willie: "Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a receipt that?" F2: "Oh, I forgot. Thank you so much." [Toll Booth Willie a receipt for her] Booth Willie: "And here ya are." F2: "Umm, do you think you sign it?" Toll Booth "Oh, uh.. sign it?" F2: "Yeah, sign Booth Willie was here." Booth Willie: "Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, what is this for?" [Signing F2: "Just so I have proof for my friends that I met the biggest fuckin' dip shit with the smallest alive. You understand." [Drives [Crumples up Booth Willie: "Fuck you, you fuckin' upity bitch! I'll fuckin' fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating in front of your fuckin' mothers! You're gonna die, bitch! I'm comin' outta the booth!" the and runs out of the booth] screeches and hits him] Toll Willie: "Ooooh! My fuckin' leg!" M6: "Hey! You ran over Toll Willie!" M7: "Oh my God! I was always wondering it would be like to run over a up stinky dick licker." Toll Booth Willie: "Why you fuckin' pricks. I fuckin' every fuckin' yer saying! When this fuckin' leg heals, I'm gonna kick you new fuckin' assholes! [Everyone cussing out]