Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 3)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my phone started to ring
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
Open the garage
Then I the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we our seat belts
As we pull out the

Then we to the drive-thru
off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the drive
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just waiting to

There's some idiot in a
With his brights on me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two root beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
probably not too bright
So me back my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I really think you know

You can have unlimited
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to last summer

He also had problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way than I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't take credit here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of coins of every
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I bite those buns
And I just can't it
They the onions!