Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you to get something delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my phone started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
Open the door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some idiot in a
With his on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we need curly
And you dare forget it
And two medium beers
No, just one, split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So read me my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really you should know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what would I that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat him last year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to last summer

He also had problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And then we were quiet
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' painfully
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned away me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
probably just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We take credit cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And we're finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I bite into those
And I just believe it
They the onions!