Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you gotta me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone started to
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the garage
I open the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our seat
As we pull out the

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All just to order

There's some idiot in a
his brights on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I ain't this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need fries
And don't you forget it
And two root beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're probably not too
So read me my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I really you should know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we both were
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She away from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't take cards here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a in the space between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of coins of every
The lady it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my got this weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're finally away
And the is drivin' me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I bite those buns
And I can't believe it
They the onions!