Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the
close to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive
Here in line at the
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just to order

There's idiot in a Volvo
his brights on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you forget it
And two medium beers
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're probably not too
So me back my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really think you know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He used to be my
He was bald
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He had bladder problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way more I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
painfully slow
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a bit there but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We take credit cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a nickel in an
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got this look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're finally away
And the food is me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I the paper
I bite those buns
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!