Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (full Version)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But you gotta tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone started to
Now who be callin' me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the thru
Here in line at the
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All just waiting to

There's some idiot in a
With his brights on me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we need fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium root
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're not too bright
So read me my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really you should know

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to last summer

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And got real intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' slow
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both just sat there
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't take credit here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And then I the paper
I bite those buns
And I just believe it
They the onions!