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background noise: sipping beer, chorus of laughs and belches, yooper noises

lemmie ya dat
and you know it's not so much the heat as it is the gosh darn
you dat

you know when you sit there in the bed and just sweaty you know and you go to reach for the water on the nightstand and ya slide right out of bed, and the wife says
"stop making so much you're waking me up, go to sleep"

lemmie tell ya
times like that make me feel like movin up north ya
idea
i'd do it too

course then i couldn't the Packers ya know, the Packers are
gosh i like the Packers, i'd do anything for the
who can Vince Lombardi ya know, back in the glory years, not me boy
ya

yeah well
gettin to be time of year eh?

yeah i'm a deer how do you do

i got this deer rappin tale for you
i'm so excited, it's my favorite time of
i love to freeze my buns chasin trophy
but don't clap your hands to the stompin of the
cause ya he's like me he can't a steady beat no

i got this big knife cause the hunting is my life
it's my chance to drink beer and get away the wife
it's the boys out acting stupidly

say now baby baby don't you think maybe how you and me yeah
well we partied all never made it to our bunks and
i was sittin in the tree stand on the tree dead
blowin 45, temp thirty below, i was freezin to death, then it started to snow
so i got down the tree stand start headin for the truck
and thats when i it there, the turdy point buck
the point buck?
turdy buck (5x)

well he was eight foot tall, weighed twelve thousand pounds, with every step there was a on the ground
he was so so beautiful
strutted out of my dreams, he was created by God just for outdoor magazines
now i'm not for thinkin, no i don't do it often
but i had an
to put turdy pointer in his coffin

point buck
hh
turdy point

i couldn't get to my
the howitzer was in the
my was tied into a monkey knot
ya my hope was betty lou
she was da one
a combination AK-57 uzzie radar lasar triple barrel double scoped shotgun

turdy buck
hh
point buck
turdy buck

ya dat the women clappin' the the back i gotta make dat

he was comin for me gettin bigger and bigger but my fingers were so frozen i could not pull the trigger
i off my boots fired with my big toe
i was Harry, John Wayne, and G.I. Joe

ya dat turday point buck was only 10 feet
ya still i seem to hit him and he wouldn't run away
and after 20 minutes when the smoke
were hunters on the ground and the world's biggest deer
standing tall and proud, he at me and yawned (ohhhhhhh dear)
and then a of white, and there he was, gone

[cryin and

well seven men got up and one fell down
a big lump of blaze orange, shakin on the
at first i he was one of the boys
but it was a no brother good in law man from

only in here, right boys?
send him back on the plane ya know

Did ya see the turdy
Did ya see the turdy
Did ya see the turdy
Did ya see the pointer?

as we jumped into da
sayin i'm gonna get that turdy point
yeah i'm gonna get that turdy buck

hhh
turdy point (5x)