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Two pills I pop, 'til my swell up like two pennies I'm Clint Eastwood in his A young ass man with a trash can to the back of his ass So the rats can't through his last pants I'm like a mummy at night, fightin' with lightning Frightened with five white Vicadin pills bitin' him I'm like a fuckin' wasp in the lost Stingin' the fuck outta everything I come in the halls I light a candle and place it up on the Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin' So when you yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin' Just it's too 'Cause once hung from the drapes, it's curtains
I'm an instigator, .380 slug Degradin', creatin' murders to kill Accused for every known through the equator They knew I did it (uh-huh) for blood on my 'gators My weed will hit yo' chest like a double barrel an' I'm a grenade that will blow up in yo' face With a fifth in me, I guzzle Remi I do shit on purpose You hear me say, "Forgiv me" I'm snatchin' penny it gotta be that way nigga, face it That weed I sold to you, laced it You hidin', I make the president get a lift Niggas afraid, handin' me they bracelets Chillin' in the lab I'm the type drink Kahlua and gin, throw up on the mic Your life is ruined, you get socked right on And at the Million Man March, we gon' fight
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I'm a compulsive liar, settin' my preacher on Slashin' your tires, flyin' down and Meyers expired, soon as I'm hired, I'm fired Jackin' my dick off in a bed of wire (Hey, is performing?) didn't you read the flier? Special invited will be, Richard Pryor (Aren't you a dancer?) Nah bitch, I'm retired Fuckin' bitch in the ass with a tire iron I'm ripped, I'm on an acid My in a coma for the record skip Lettin' the skip Lettin' the record (Damn!) I'm fuckin' anything I'm snortin' It's gonna cost three hundred to get my pit bull an abortion Some asked for my autograph I called her a whore, spit in her face and laughed I bombs like I was in Vietnam All bitches is hoes, even my ass mom
Ah-yo flashback, two feats, two deep up in that ass Weed with somethin' nigga pass that In Amsterdam we only out with hash rats At a 'Stop the Violence' rally, I gats Be your mom on publishin', get ASCAP-ped The Kuniva, divide up your stack Run motherfuckin' pockets, asap I don't need a platinum chain, bitch I snatch Born loser, half thief and black Bring your boys and guns and get laughed at smacker, rich rappers get they Jag jacked And found chopped up in a bag
rappers until the point they can't yell 'Cause they crew is of fags and sweeter than bake sales Reckless, come from and snatch your necklace Gruesome, and more violence than nine hoodlums I grapple your adam's apple until it Run past you, turn around, grab you and stab you Get executed, I'm a "Luni" I got a "Yukmouth" and polluted I cock it back shoot it I snatchin' up players thugs and young ballers Shoot up the household, even the toddlers barricade to bring the noise While the bullets break your up like Christmas toys If I go solo, I'm a song with Bolo A big nigga, screamin' "Kuniva yo yo" I leave ya leakin', run up in church And smack the while he's preachin' Take a at the deacon
I used to tell cats I sold and weight I was straight 'til I got sellin' 'em shake I'm ignorant, with the intent to your rent I got kicked out of summer for havin' sex in my tent With the superintendent's daughter, my out of order I've been a Kon since I was swimmin' in water In cahoots with this nigga named Von Who got fired from U-P-S for to send you a bomb (Special delivery!) I signed to a local for fun Say I got cancer, get dropped, the advancement and run you in the rain while you carry your son Call your house and up on you for not givin' me none Born straight up out a but a son of a gun Got a reputation for havin' niggas runnin' funds Used to be the of nigga that was foldin' some one's 'Til I met your fat mama, now I'm in dough
So you can suck my dick if you like, my shit 'Cause I was when I wrote this so suck, my dick 'Cause I don't a fuck if you don't like, my shit I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
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