Luyện nghe bài hát Variety Speak

In Hollywood they have a different that they speak
It's spoken by those folks who to school for just one week
It's found Variety, a magazine they use
And no one understands it when they the movie news

Like, Hix makes pix but the needs fix
Means someone made a movie that
The veeps in charge are now at
Means everyone is gone

The plot conflix, no chix
So coming out on video soon
They're their lix
the critics say nix
And the are gonna try to fix it in the mix

But the stock sees on page thirteen
Means Disney's up a a share
Stallone deal for a major reel
Means Rocky number six, so

If you want the poop or you the scoop
On town this week
You're gonna have to learn to talk that Variety

Bob-a-doo-bop,
Bob-a-doo-bop,

A boffo smash Warner cash
Means there's be a sequel next year
But Paramount and they're losing their shirts
Means Schwarzenegger's doing Lear

Oliver Stone next Home Alone
Means getting paid an arm and a leg
The budget goes crunch but his name punch
So they up the accountants and they're gonna do lunch

Well, the ratings smile on the O.J.
Means a of the week to premiere
Universal cuts deal Mister Spiel
To do a thousand movies a year

You gotta play it smart if you wanna be
Of the that's hip and chic
You're gonna to learn to talk that Variety Speak

Bob-a-doo-bop,
Bob-a-doo-bop,

Normal talk producers walk
You might as speak Greek
You're gonna to learn
Or the will adjourn
Unless, my friend, you learn that Speak

Bob-a-doo-bop,
Bob-a-doo-bop,