Luyện nghe bài hát Virus Alert

Hey, everyone, listen up, attention if you please
Really wanna you a warning
'Cause I found out morning
About a dangerous, insidious computer
If you should get an email with the subject, cheese'
Better not go taking your
Under no circumstances, you open it
Or else it

your documents into Swahili
Make your TV "Gigli"
your pets, and give you laundry static cling
(Look out!)
It's gonna make computer screen freeze
(Look out!)
Erase the Easter off your DVDs
(Look out!)
Erase your hard drive and your too
And the hard drive of related to you

alert!
Delete immediately before someone hurt!
this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off walls
It'll make your keyboard all
Give your a hickey
And invest your in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making crank long-distance
It'll set clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower
So just it now, or else it will

Decide to you a permanent wedgie,
change your name to Reggie,
Even mess up the pH balance in pool

(Look out!)
It's gonna melt face right off your skull
(Look out!)
And make iPod only play Jethro Tull
(Look out!)
And tell you knock-knock while you're trying to sleep
(Look out!)
And make you physically to sheep
(Look out!)
Steal identity and your credit cards
(Look out!)
Buy you a warehouse full of leotards
(Look out!)
cause a major rift in time and space
And a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's it's a

(Virus alert!)
Delete before someone gets hurt!
this message on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately someone gets hurt!
this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to
Tell everyone you know, everybody now

If you get infected, wish you had never been born
So before it your grandmother all of your porn
Turn off computer and make sure it powers down
it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders be fine
Then all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately before someone hurt!
Forward this on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately before someone hurt!
Forward this message on to

(Virus alert!)
Delete before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to
Warn all your friends, send this to
everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you for'
Just up and forward this to every single person that you know!
Hit send now!