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My show is a little bit silly and a little bit
Shakespeare's willy or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on,
It's also a bit gay and a little offensive,
Like Thanksgiving Day or Chomsky wearing a strap on,
So put cell phones to vibrate,
And put your vibrators to cell mode,
Welcome to the show it goes a bit like this,
JOKE... (laugh)... exactly.
Welcome to my flow it flows a bit like this,
With a rap a and a,
Swift rap on the wrist a and a kiss,
Like Hershey's wrapping a shit.
I got a show test ya kids,
Then ask one question and the is,

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Whats funny?, funny? whats funny? whats funny?. (x3)

Oh
Humor is often linked to experience,
Like a guy up an says,
"have you noticed that public restrooms have really inefficient dryers,
Oh my god, yes I have, HA HA HA,
good point, they should fix that,
Its good to that somebody finally gets me,
because my wife divorced me which forced me,
to all sense of self.
So its nice to think about hand and not that cheating whore,
Because up comedy is actually pretty easy,
If an asian comic just get up and say,
"My mothers got the fucking accent"
just do, a chinese accent, because everybody laughs at the chinese accent,
Because they privately thought that your people laughable,
And now you've given them the to express that in public,

If a musical comic, just give 'em a little weird voice inflection
Then take a Viagra and slap 'em with a rock misdirection

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Tourettes!
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When the says,
When I was a baby, I laughed at people jiggling keys,
Now I'm and bolder,
And just get mad 'cause i notice that the are to a hummer,
Fuck my I don't fuck my wife,
so fuck my wife and my life,
and my son is gay, but not gay,
Daughters a like another girl who used to be her mother,
But the marriage her miss merry americana,
I wanna a without screaming prima-donna,
But the radical made my wife a man,
If i die happy the situation will be erotic-exfixiation,
I hate my life and it hates me back, and my is black,
But I don't know to call him, so I just call him...
"What-up Jamaal", though his name is Steve,
I my job I hate my life, hate my kids I hate my wife,
Jews would know I do it; Judas me to it,
I'm slowly into a solopcystic coma,
And I because I'm the only one who's standards are low enough to fuck me....

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(pop) a boy!

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this.........(fart)