Well, now me and Homer and Big John Talley Had a big crap game goin' in the alley And I kept rollin' them sevens, winnin' all pots
My was so good, I could do no wrong I just on rollin' and controllin' them bones And finally they threw up their hands and said "When you hot, you hot", I said, "Yeah"
you're hot, you're hot And you're not, you're not Put all the in an' let's roll 'em again When you're hot, hot La la la la la la, la la la la la La la la la la la, when you're hot, hot
Well, now time I rolled them dice I'd win And I was just ready to roll 'em again When I heard somethin' me I turned around and was a big old cop
He "Hello, boys", and then he gave us a grin an' said "Look I'm gonna hafta haul you all in An' keep all money for evidence" I said, "Well, son you hot, you hot", he said, "Yeah"
you're hot, you're hot And you're not, you're not You can it all down at City Hall I say, yeah, when you're hot, hot La la la la la la, la la la la la La la la la la la, you're hot, you're hot
Well, when he took us in to court, I couldn't my eyes The judge was a fishin' buddy I recognized I said, "Hey, judge, old buddy, old pal pay ya that hundred I owe ya, if you'll get me outta this spot"
So he gave my friends a fine to pay He turned an' grinned at me an' said "Ninety days, Jerry, you hot, you hot" An' I said, "Thanks a lot"
When you're hot, hot And when not, you're not He let my friends go and throwed the book at me He said, "Well, you're hot, you're hot"
I said, "Well, I'll ya one thing, judge, old buddy, old pal If you wasn't wearin' that robe I'd take out in of this courthouse And I'd try a little bit of your on"
"You understand that, you Who gonna my welfare? Pay for my Whadda you mean of Court'? Judge, oh, judge, poo"