Luyện nghe bài hát Where the Grass Don't Grow

Parody of "Where the Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw (Jess Leary/Craig Wiseman), Song Matters Inc. (ASCAP)/Leary's Tavern Music (ASCAP)/Daddy Rabbit Music (ASCAP)/Famous Corp(ASCAP)/Almo Music Corp. (ASCAP)
New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC)

(Coughs)
Ahhhh...uh
Oh (coughs)

Ah my head feels as big as a dad basketball
It's a shame I'm a
Red eyes itchy both day and
My all stuffed up tight again

Oh no spring's
Another allergy attack
I bought some
And took the dern pack
And I still breathe and I cough and I hack

I want to live the grass don't grow
I'm sick and tired of blowin my
Never again you hear me go ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So congestion in my chest
Doctor's said that it might be
For me to move where the pollen is low
Where the grass grow

I wonder if Tim McGraw's got any of that snifflin time
Sneezin stuffy head coughin
Wake up on the top of tour bus medicine for me
(coughs)

I my leaf blower
My two horsepower push
Won't see me outdoors time of year
(coughs)
This ragweed is a rough
My hay is getting tough
I'm all out of Vapo Rub
And there's dust
And is enough

I want to live where the don't grow
A big high rise or a condo
If I blow again it'll be too soon
Won't ever another garden tool
I'll sip Margueritas by the pool
There will be one less seed I'll to sew
the grass don't grow

(Coughs and sneezes)
:Oh my
we go

I want to live where the grass don't
It's killing me here the mulch blowers blow
tried everything I know to do
Can't keep the sneezin suppressed
Try to my sinuses a rest
I'm going to go where the count is low
Where the grass grow

(Sneezes and till end)