Luyện nghe bài hát Who Stole My Car

Yo Jeff, what's up Holmes? Yo what's up
Yo what's up man? Aey my car at?
Where's your car, why you me?
No I parked my car right here, standin' here where's my car?
I been here for an hour and a I ain't seen it
on man stop playin' Jeff where's my car at?
No I'm serious man, it's not in my pocket I haven't seen car
Jeff where's my car I my car right here man?
(I know)

Now a joke is a joke and fun and are chill
But this isn't funny this is up ill
Now there's a limit to and this is gone too far
I laughin' no more y'all now who stole my car
I don't

I don't know if ever had a car stolen before
But it's a crazy feelin' when you walk out the door
And you don't need a map or any of chart
To know you're standin' in the spot where car used to be parked
Now you know you parked your car their but yet you lookin'
'Cause your mind didn't except yet that took it
So your scratchin' head and tryin' to get things clear
And there's always some idiot who says, "You you parked here"

To call the would be the move that's smart
But instead you keep lookin' where you know you didn't
Searchin' for reasons like maybe you owed
Somethin' to that maybe it got towed
But not stolen naa never it
But you ask yourself well where the hell is it?
If there was a prize you'd win dummy of the
'Cause you lookin' somewhere else when you know you it here

So to never never land you find strollin'
And when you finally except it's stolen
You the police and they come and say
"That's the car stolen today"
As if that's somethin' that he really needed to
Then they start you real dumb questions like

"When's the last that you saw it?"
You idiot right they stole it
Now mad this cop is talkin' to you
And somebody's in car headin' to Kalamazoo
Officer fool or you are
Can you please get off butt and find who stole my car?

I remember my first car forget it
A candy apple red irub be tinted
Talk about fast like a to drive
When from zero to 60 in 5 point 5
And red rims but that wasn't enough
It had a car for when I wanted to reach out and touch
An Alpine that straight up rocked
With 12 inch you could hear for blocks

The first day I got it, I was frontin' real
I could hear sayin' "Damn look at that car"
I was hyped and I my friends to check it out
So I went to the spot where they usually out
Just my nobody standin' outside
And I didn't feel like parkin' my ride
So I honked my horn but was comin'
I said, "What the heck I ran inside and it runnin'"

I was inside for 20 that's all
I found my and said, "You gotta check this out y'all"
But when we back out the car wasn't there
Man you buy nothin,' I did I swear
My friends went inside I was mad didn't believe me
Now I'm standin' outside at the my car used to be
It was hard to out what to do all alone
But I got it call the car phone

Fresh car
Yo thief my car back now before I bust your
Hold up wait a minute pal, seems like you kinda the keys
I man he's right well bring it back please
Hello, "Listen thief don't up"
Then luckily pulled up
I told him what had happened someone's my car
I said, "Come on Jeff, let's get him he be far"

We rode around for 20 minutes
When we just about to say forget it
When I him, I said, "Jeff go get it"
We pulled up him and man he jetted
He was drivin' all wild and fast
He was points for the stuff that he crashed
I called him on the car phone again and I
"Of course you realize when I you you're dead"

All through Philly was a speed chasin'
Dude was around like he thought we was racin'
A hundred miles an and he lost control
And slammed my car a telephone pole
I ran to the car I said, "Man you okay"
He said, "Yeah", so I him in the face
The cops came up as if it was my
They say me dude and charged me with assault

If his neck was closer I probably have grabbed it
He told the cops that I said, "He have it"
I calmed down and got things straight
I saw half my car in Seventh street the half in Eighth
I just jump in the ocean
My car looked it was a leggo explosion
Why does life have to be so
Don't next time it could be your car