Luyện nghe bài hát Why Can't The English?

Henry Higgins: Look at her, a of the gutter,
Condemned by every she utters
By right she be taken out and hung,
For the murder of the English tongue.
Eliza Aaoooww!

(imitating her): Aaoooww!
Heavens! a sound!
This is what the population,
an elementary education.

Pickering: Oh,Counsel, I think you picked a example.

Did I?
Hear them down in square,
"h's" everywhere.
Speaking English they like.
You sir, did you go to

Man: tike me for, a fool?

No one taught him 'take' instead of 'tike!
Hear a man, or worse, hear a Cornishman converse. I'd rather hear a choir singing flat.
Chickens, cackling in a barn, like this one (pointing to Eliza)

Eliza:

Henry (writing, Eliza): Gaaarn..
I ask you Sir, what sort of word is (to Pickering)
It's "aoow" and "gaarn" keep her in her place
Not her clothes and dirty face
Why can't the English teach their children how to
This verbal distinction, by now,
Should be antique. If you as she does, sir,
of the way you do,
Why, you be selling flowers, too!

Pickering: I beg pardon!

Henry: An Englishman's way of absolutely classifies him,
The moment he talks he makes other
despise him.
One common language I'm afraid we'll get.
Oh, why the English learn to
set a good example to people
English is painful to ears?
The Scotch and the Irish leave you to tears.
There even are places English completely
disappears.
Well, in America, they used it for years!
Why the English teach their children how to speak?
Norwegians Norwegian; the Greeks have taught their Greek. In France every Frenchman knows
his language "A" to "Zed"
The French never care what do, actually,
as as they pronounce it properly.
Arabians learn Arabian with the speed of lightning.
And Hebrews it backwards,
which is frightening.
Use English you're regarded as a freak.
Why the English,
Why can't the English learn to