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Why is everybody pickin' on me?

The morn' that I was born my old man up the doctor
He clocked the doctor the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your wife was shackin' up with a wookie

What I mean is Wolverine is less than your son
looks like Chewie and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
(Baba Booey Booey)
To put it mild your child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd him back into the oven until he is done cookin'

But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less
But why's always pickin' on me?
Ain't them teeth since 1983
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the habits of a chimpanzee
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Cosby
everybody always pickin' on me?

Always pickin' and rippin' apart ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong you
So back me up
(Yea and ugly too)
So if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or where a fish net shirt by with my Sergio Valentia jeans
And my mirror never lies but it always
I got more cheese and pepperoni a homemade pizza pie
You me to a Mon chichi but I don't understand

Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed the
(Elephant Man)
And yea I took my mom to the but hey she asked me first
But at least this time I didn't find my date in the of a hearse
as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky
I I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
It's cause I'm in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged

But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause ya wore velor flares until the Eighties
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you run like a and sit down to pee
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause your only school was the lunch lady
But everybody always pickin' on me?
You took your mom to the prom but got lucky

Like that episode where Gilligan sick of being teased
And he breaks the professor's lab and makes some LSD
freaks and eats the skipper's brains
Then beats with coconuts

As Mr. and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go if you don't stop teasing me
See the trick is only pick on that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm

The drummer from Def only got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen year-old has less acne
But why's everybody always on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the grooming habits of a
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Cosby

But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause ya velor flares until the late Eighties
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you run like a and sit down to pee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause your only school was the lunch lady
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause no one you monkey boy