What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser
The name of this entertainment is "Women weight" Our first years of marriage everything was great But after two and the weight gain factors is now she's completely unattractive Look fat chicks I mean to sound rude I tell her "Hit the gym and don't eat so much food", but no "You're shallow, you to run the course Of love and so forth"
But how if desire's is not there that's delayment is, child support, alimony payments My unhappiness I doubt So for an easier way out this marriage Meanwhile my secretary June, groomed "When you gonna your wife?" I tell her "Soon mommy soon" I assume or my is blue Interestingly the only thing left for me to do is to her
What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser I'm have to kill her Course laws which enforces divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss, kill her What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser I'm gonna to kill her Course there's which enforces divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss
My plans against or kinda ran thin Knowin' nothing 'bout poisoning and I swim Bad intentions pumpin' might as become numb Cut her lungs or the robbery gone wrong But the catch is do I the nerve to dispatch this? Who could I get to help me murder fat chick? Guess I'll have to a dude Robbin On Wednesday the day she usually goes food
Anyway long story short hit the of her Chrysler Sent her over the divider, "You bastard", she said As the wreck went down the hill I thought, "She has to be dead" on get a call from a Lieutenant O Rourke Had me leapin' like a frog "We you at the morgue" So I pursue, boohoo, there was nothing else For me to do I had to her
What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser C'mon ya'll know I had to her there's laws which enforces divorces Send that ass to the morgue Miss, kill her a surpriser open your eyes, a woman adviser I had to her Course there's laws which enforces Send ass right to the morgue Miss
"So you mean to tell me officer you have no clue Who did this hit and run", "No sir we don't no clues right now" "This is terrible what am I tell the kids?" "Pull together sir" "I'm so up inside I just can't believe this" "I understand, understand" "Catch the who did this" "We're try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who done took my heart" shakin' up a lot At the funeral though everyone was at me odd like I did it Like I was the reason my mates murmuring "I he was displeased with her weight gain" While my secretary of a sexy blonde can't cook All she does is order restaurants All of the sex you want I doubt could Clothes not washed and house look a mess and
Talkin' to detectives was waitin' outside How I took a long break day the wife died I darn near turned and because of betrayal they indicted me Gave me an bail Good fortune to anyone the raw tent of the story is, "Desire is important" So watch your weight it'll keep you mate smitten it's a Though looking back I realized I didn't to kill her
What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser I didn't have to her Course laws which enforces divorces Send that ass to the morgue Miss, I killed her What a surpriser your eyes, a woman adviser I didn't to kill her Course there's which enforces divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss
there you have it Keep thin, Keep your marriages do you know what I mean? Small message from Morcheeba and Slick the ruler