I met him in a swamp down in it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A,
I saw the little runt there on a log I asked him his and in a raspy voice he said "yoda" Y-O-D-A, Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, been around, but I ain't never seen A guy who like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green Oh, my Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't How he can lift me in the air just by raising his Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I left home a week before And I've never ever been a before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of He said, "Go to and he'll show you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind that would argue Ben So it looks I'm gonna start all over again my Yoda Yoda
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So I used the I up a box I some rocks I stood on my head Well, I won't what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, away from the darker side And if you to go astray, let the Force be your guide" Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
"I know Darth Vader's got you annoyed But remember, if you kill him, you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I my friends really got in a mess So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I But I know I'll be coming back some day I'll be playing this part I'm old and grey
The contract that I had to sign Says I'll be making these movies the end of time With my Yo-yo-yo-yo yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
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