Luyện nghe bài hát You Can Have Her

[ Chris Rock ]
...All this ill
This Sir Mix-A-Lot shit
What the fuck is shit?
See the video?
IT ON THE GLASS!'
'Put yo on the glass'
This is a pick-up line:
'How you
I was wonderin, could you put yo BIG FUCKIN on the glass?'
'No, I don't wanna go to a movie, you PUT EM ON THE GLASS?!'
your titties on the glass'?!
What happened to 'How ya doin? doin later? Let's catch a movie'?
No, 'Put em on the
'Put em on the glass'
the fuck is this shit?
The girls got on bikinis - he got a fur on
What the fuck is the weather in Seattle?

[ Sir ]
All my ex's, eat one

(You can her)

[ 1 ]
I used to have this girl, say her name was Mona
Mona, young sugar comin out of Arizona
5 ft. 6 thick with a switch
And a set of them lips (Mmh...)
Kinky, just me
She can a straight gee
And put him down for the 1, 2, 3
Needless to say I was it
Cause I know when I'm the only one it
But - ooh, things change when you don't
The same you got her with, mayn
Flew back home, and I was
Cause as soon as I left, another brother spittin
Throwin drag about wantin a
to front because he wanna be manly
Tellin my how I'm playin the field
Boy, a jake for real
Now a player I like, but you know I can't stand no
to front like he rich
Done shot your credit, you bought you a new E
320, and you be a hoe like me
Now you salted my game
Told my girl I'm a player, and you her a ring
You paid a money just to grab her
I'ma tell you like this, you can have her

(You can her)

[ 2 ]
I gotta do I gotta do
Baby girl's through, so I somethin new
You can't keep a mack down
I get cause I got a tight thing up in Sea-Town
5'9" dimples
Caramel skin, fine, hella tight, no pimples
my game was concrete
But I gotta watch for them other and athletes
Especially the ones who settle down
Cause they'll beg and drink out your and get they nose brown
the kinda man you wanted, ain't it, honey?
A big buff dumb-ass with hella money
to spend till his knees bend
Then the athlete's broke and his in the wind
And my girl gets mad, cause I never spend time I'm s'posed to
I'm a boaster
Shaggin up too damn quick, now she's for a sugar daddy
to get a '96 Caddy
A big she found
You young scrub on the bench for the Cleveland
He never had nothin, than a cheerleader
Now he got juice, so he her
And her to a big wad of cash
Too weak, so she his ass
You can her

(You can her)

Just by the Playboy Mansion...

[ 3 ]
I got me a, I got me a, I got me a, I got me a
Young bunny, young bunny in La-La
Wanna get freaky with the man
I her to the front, I smack her to the back
I smack it with the whiffle ball bat, that?
One black man I be
When my L.A. bunny wanna with me
Her name is
She was freakier me, but I figured I could please her
She had the braids
Chocolate sister, loved to cuff men slaves
Arrived at the house at
Seen two shades of lipstick on the same glass
Provocative artwork me
Four slippers on the floor surround me
One for her, the other pair's for who?
Plus she lives in a one bedroom
Well hm - it be on
Mnage--trois, open la bouche, taste la
roommate walks in
6 ft 2 with a wig and a grin
(Oh my goodness!)

(You can her)

You done brought a man up in the room?
Girl, what's wrong you?
Honey, is gay
Yo partner, you can her
Cause I don't want none of
3's Company, if you know what I'm

Put it on the

Bring it