Luyện nghe bài hát You Need an Analyst

If you're stealing goodies from a big department store
You need an analyst, a
If your pocket's full of little you've never owned before
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst

If says, "Good Morning" and politely tips his hat
And you frown and say, "I what he really meant by that"
If you're walking down the sidewalk and you won't step on a
You're afraid if you on a crack, you'll break your mother's back

If you're at the philharmonic and you to do the twist
You need an analyst, a
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We really must that you see an analyst

If you're freezing or sweating from imaginary ills
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst
If it takes an IBM machine to classify pills
You need an analyst, a

If you tiptoe into bed and you're as quiet as a
But the bed you into is in someone else's house
If you have a new raincoat and of it you're very fond
In fact, you'd rather be alone with it with a blond

If you wear wristwatch on your feet and stockings on your wrist
You need an analyst, a
You need an analyst, you need an
We really must insist you see an analyst

If you're always paper into teeny weeny bits
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst
If you've got a secret full of pomegranate pits
You need an analyst, a

If they ask you your name is and you answer Bonaparte
If you dig those daffy doodles that are as modern art
If you're walking down the street and then you stop to tie shoes
And you tie them to each other as you hum Saint Louis

Or if forty-six years old and never have been kissed
Go kiss an analyst, a
Go kiss an analyst, go an analyst
We really must insist that you kiss an

If you're always arguments when no one else is there
You need an analyst, a
And you are angry, if you kick your teddy bear
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst

If you dream got a purple dragon next to you in bed
And you up and your dragon isn't purple, it is red
If you eat those little prizes and you the crackerjacks
If you think they're ever gonna cut the income tax

You an analyst
You need, I
He needs, we
Everybody needs an