Luyện nghe bài hát You're Pretty When I Am Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A
TO FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER FISHIN'
ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT SKIP O'
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET SOME PROBABLY AND DUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE EATS HIS YOUNG
IN THE LAVATORY MAKING A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S TANKED UP AND IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO AND DRINK IT UP
I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET SILLY LIKE SOUPY
NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BITTY
I'M HUNGRY THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING CATTLE

CAUSE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FRIED CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GONNA GET BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE A SPEEDY DELIVERY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN' ME
BUT MAYBE I CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNA BE
HEY IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! WHAT DO YOU YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING HOME ALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S SKIN DEEP
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUT TO TWEAK
I COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I I CAN
IT'S A MNAG A TROIS YOU AND ME AND

CAUSE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

I'VE HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL YOU THE BRAND NEW HEAVY
A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO CALL IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD HARPOON SCARS AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE
I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I WASNT GONNA
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T GETTIN'
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET
I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WAS
I WAS DEEP SEA I TOOK A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVED IN PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE THIGHS THAT SIZE
FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
THAT YOU WERE NOT A YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)