Luyện nghe bài hát You're Pretty When I Am Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER
KAYJEES ON THE AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT O' POT2MUS
AND DADDY'S GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE AND DUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS
LUPUS IN THE MAKING A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE
M.S.G.S UP AND WIZZIN' IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO AND DRINK IT UP
I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET SILLY LIKE SALES
NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M BOOFY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW
WITH MY BEER-TINTED I'M READY TO BITTY BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE BUT I'LL END UP TENDING CATTLE

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FUNKY CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GONNA GET SOME
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE A SPEEDY DELIVERY
THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN' ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I BE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE PROBABLY HOME ALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME I GAVE A DOG A BONE
BEAUTY, IT'S ONLY SKIN DEEP
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUT TO TWEAK
I COULD TAP BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN
IT'S A MNAG A TROIS YOU AND ME AND

YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

REGRETS HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE BRAND NEW HEAVY
YOUR A MIX AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I TO CALL IT GUT
YOUR YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD HARPOON SCARS AND BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I TUNA MELT BUT I WASNT GONNA WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T SQUAT
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR AND IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WAS FISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVED IN YOUR PANTSAT THAT I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THAT SIZE
FATTY FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA
THAT YOU WERE NOT A YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)