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One night me and the crew hit the on a mission
To slurp free and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
Kayjees on the and the keg was bottomless
Until we brought Skip O'

And Daddy gonna get some, probably underage and
And everybody knows that the Daddy eats his
in the lavatory, makin' a big stink
Messin' up the toilet seat and in the sink

M.S.G.'s tanked up and in a cup
for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the 12 Ale
After that I get silly like Soupy

Now it's and I'm completely boofy blitzed
A six of Shlitz and the Jew Manischewitz
With my beers, tinted glasses, I'm to bitty battle
I'm like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle

'Cause you're pretty when I'm
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

she comes, a funky fried cutie
Mr.Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get booty
'Cause I'm Mr.Mcfeelie with a speedy
You'd think I was a ditch, the way chick was diggin' me

But maybe I should check and see if this is I wanna be
Hey Lupus is she Yeah, for a pygmie
Aw, what do you know? You're probably goin' alone
And it wouldn't be the time that I gave a dog a bone

Plus beauty, only skin deep
It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to
I could tap barrel, in fact I know I can
It's a mnage trois, you and me and

'Cause you're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(And I'm pretty drunk)

I've had a few
First and I'd like to mention you

For the sake of conversation, we'll call you the New Heavy
a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
You can call it big-boned, I to call it gut
You're Buddha, you're Shamu, Jabba the fuckin' Hutt

You had scars and your boobies were hairy
I tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
It was 3 a.m. and I wasn't squat
So I rolled you up in flour and it for the wet spot

I was butterin' rolls like a kitchen Christian
it hit me, something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
I was deep sea fishing, I a fat chance
But how was I supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in your

At that junction I to realize
That only Purdue likes thighs that size
Fatty boom ba latty, I gotta lament
That you were not a girl, you were an

'Cause you're pretty I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

You're when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)