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AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future when your tongue
to the of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing
Mole 17 a day

PISCES!
Try to any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no what
idiots at work say

ARIES!
The on your face will be priceless when you find
that watermelon in your colon
toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a
hickey to Streep

TAURUS!
You will never true happiness - what you gonna
do, cry it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a
of and then go back to sleep

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GEMINI!
Your birthday will be ruined once again by your
explosive
Your life will run into trouble your fiance
a javelin through your chest

CANCER!
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the
of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a of duct tape up your nose while
taking driver's test

LEO!
Now is not a good time to photocopy butt and
it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it
down with a of strawberry Quik

VIRGO!
All Virgos are friendly and intelligent -
for you
Expect a big today when you wind up with
your head impaled a stick

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Now you may find it or at the very least
a bit unlikely that the position of the planets
and the stars have a special deep significance or
meaning that applies to only you, but let
me give you my assurance that forecasts and
predictions are all on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you would to be some kind of
moron not to that every single one of them is
true.

was I?

LIBRA!
A big promotion is just the corner for someone
more talented than you
Laughter is the best medicine, remember that
when your appendix bursts next

SCORPIO!
Get for an unexpected trip when you fall
screaming an open window
Work a bit harder on improving your
low self esteem, you freak

SAGITTARIUS!
All friends are laughing behind your back...
kill
Take down all those naked of Ernest Borgnine
got hanging in your den

CAPRICORN!
The stars say that an exciting and wonderful
person... but you know they're
If I were you, I'd lock my and windows and never
never never never leave my house again

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