Cledus T. Juss/Bruce Burch/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC)/Music (ASCAP)
lets see here now...one...nine hunderd... Hm-hm-hm boy, I sure I get a purdy'n. Maybe she'll look like Terry Clark or Faith or somebody. Hm, this ain't a party line. we go!
Ha-ha. I's up 'na house watchin' C.M.T. Thought I'd a late night snack So I to the kitchen on a commercial break When sup'm me back
It was the sexiest voice I'd ever heard Comin' out of my set Said, "Call now, you can hear me And I'll ya 'bout my naughtiness."
So without hesitation or ado I a hold of my Visa And dialed the number flashin' on my
You can it all to me I'm your phone
...Ohhhh man! So I kicked the recliner And on the second She whispered, "Hello. is Sheila. Your card number, please."
I said, "How much will it For this trip to paradise?" She said, "You put a price on love" another $4.98 minute went bye
After an hour of She had me on the receiver Well, I worked up a sweat, I's out of 1-900-SHEILA
You can it all to me I'm phone fantasy
Like a man I dialed her number Mornin' noon and And slowly but surely we in love As my phone bill shot out of
After so many costly heart to I had to meet her face to face She wouldn't give me her address So I had her traced. He-he.
Well, I thought it'd to a passion palace penthouse in the sky And, I admit I was a little let down When I found her in a wide ...A wide???
That that I envisioned That goddess that me crazy Answered the door a cigar in her mouth And in at over two eighty. He-he-ho!
They say love all, well I reckon it's true Even it's for a fee We said I do, and now one Though she two of me
And she to me no charge Every she takes a breather And never have to work As as all you jerks dial
You can it all to me I'm your phone
...I love you baby. Come here to me.