Cledus T. Juss/Bruce Burch/Vern Dant, Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC)/Music Genesis (ASCAP)
He-he-he-he-he lets see now...one...nine hunderd... Hm-hm-hm boy, I sure I get a purdy'n. Maybe look like Terry Clark or Faith Hill or somebody. Hm, hope this a party line. we go!
Ha-ha. I's up 'na house watchin' C.M.T. Thought I'd have a late night So I headed to the on a commercial break When sup'm called me
It was the sexiest that I'd ever heard Comin' out of my set Said, "Call now, you can me live And I'll tell ya my naughtiness."
So without or further ado I a hold of my Visa And dialed the flashin' on my screen
You can it all to me I'm your phone
...Ohhhh man! So I back the recliner And on the ring She whispered, "Hello. is Sheila. credit card number, please."
I said, "How much will it For here trip to paradise?" She said, "You can't put a on love" That's another $4.98 went bye
an hour of conversation She had me chewin' on the Well, I up a sweat, I's out of breath Over
You can it all to me I'm your fantasy
Like a man I dialed her number noon and night And slowly but surely we fell in As my phone bill out of sight
After so many costly heart to I just had to meet her to face She give me her home address So I had her traced. He-he.
Well, I thought it'd to a passion palace penthouse in the sky And, I must admit I was a let down I found her in a double wide ...A double
beauty that I envisioned That that drove me crazy the door with a cigar in her mouth And in at over two eighty. He-he-ho!
They say love conquers all, well I it's true Even when for a fee We said I do, and now one she makes two of me
And she talks to me no Every she takes a breather And never have to work As as all you jerks dial
You can it all to me I'm phone fantasy
...I love you baby. Come here to me.