[Intro - Chamillionaire - Haha, a man once told me keep me your friends close and keep your enemies closer And he only got close to tell me that because, well he was a enemy out to all my frenemies, haha, Major Pain boy Yeah, yeah!
[Verse 1 - I'm in first place, in this World chase I'm a current case of a that won't break dirty (yeah), I'm too sick with the word play I words that don't rhyme start rhymin like "you're gay" Be on your way, I'm a mercy You be hard, she givin me your pay walk up to me, "it's nothin" that girl say (yeah) Stick money on my like it was my birthday (hey!) Let's go, mo', get slowed I'm like "f hoes", metroed, I'm petroed Get by your girl like red nose And every single day I'm catchin a cold (hachoo) "Pimp Mode", Williams, yeah them know Put it on a and call it the "Best Show" versus Chamillionaire, which is the best flow? You'll probably see a tie like NBA dress Be the best to' (woo), jump up and get Just thoughts, just talk lip gloss you spit soft, thick bosses get off And I what you're thinkin, I hit ya with this pause (haha) They say you shouldn't stones at a glass house Got my money up and I throw out of my stash What cash 'bout? I ain't takin the tag out Ask me why I bought it, my just passed out ran mouth and I bet he get ran out I bet another sucker gonna follow that man I'm a bad cough, sick, big, bad boss See me and they bow like "wow, Moss" (haha) Tryin to say you ain't real if you got it Yeah I'm on the because it fill up my wallet Uh, money helped me get into college I bust you in face, log on and Twitter about it (woo!) Uh, the auducity, run 'em over athletes Self means I'm the only person that's gassin me You should ask of me, money like math to me One plus one equity, what it has to be Uh, better come at boy carefully Or get shown the definition of reality Who's as bad as me? Any name is calamity 'Cause I be flippin the G's like Vanna be challenge me? What a beautiful day that that'll be You could battle me any Sunday Saturday You a cavity, too sweet to even me I'm insanity, not sane, my out of me (woo) a budget, turn it into confetti If I start label I'm a call it "Machete" Nah, won't an album 'til I'm motherf'in ready Was gonna call it "Venom", I'm strikin I am deadly Don't know me Mister, don't ask me about my They don't really know me but me like a risk a You can all the swagger, you can have the charisma If I want your opinion, I'll log on the and Twit ya (Tweet) It's the Mister "Sicker Every Pic Ya Makin" But it's no hate and they to get ya issue And it's official, I'm so Turn my towards me and I take a picture (cheese!) say you real and say that they wanna kiss ya Haters see it happen, that day they gonna wanna ya Promise a myth, you need to know I will get ya Richer, so I up my lawyer before I hit ya (uh) You mess with me, impossible be possible What you we even look at the Oscars for? Hang me to hear product 'cause he a gossiper Thought that we was fly but ain't like a bro (woo) why I say no way, Larry King of this thing, my pay stay okay Mixtapes in the street and pass A K Jemima plus vagina, you a sweet pussy Every verse is a verse, you know what it's worth Since my birth been with a curse, realest on the Earth It's a curse, get another nurse, in a mini Make her work 'til her feet is hurt, up your purse, Captain Kirk I ever be, she'll be payin me (me) Walkin through the like we on a shopping spree (spree) Open up the garage, yeah everything you see, on black like the NAACP money, yeah I let the cat out I get any sicker I'm probably gonna pass out In the studio 'cause sleep on me like the black couch Still got mad clout, that's what haters is mad we go, here we go, I'm in the studio My whip got me like my name was Domino 'Cause a big six with me everywhere I go Your is still tryin to get me in a figure four Lookin for some hotness, let a seeker know George Bush, one push, let a heat go Hit the studio, there goes another heat "whoa!" (whoa) But I don't know why they doubt 'cause I've this before (whoa)
- Chamillionaire - talking] I want a hundred million dollars, hundred million million dollars, hundred million dollars Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, go, um