[Intro - Chamillionaire - Haha, a wise man once me keep me your friends close and keep your enemies closer And he only got close enough to me that because, well he was a enemy out to all my frenemies, haha, Major Pain boy Yeah, yeah!
[Verse 1 - I'm in first place, in this World chase I'm a case of a rapper that won't break dirty (yeah), I'm too sick with the word play I make words that don't rhyme start like "you're gay" Be on way, I'm a mercy mercy You be workin hard, she me your pay Women walk up to me, "it's nothin" girl say (yeah) Stick money on my like it was my birthday (hey!) go, rest mo', get slowed I'm like "f hoes", they metroed, I'm Get blowed by your like red nose And every single day I'm catchin a head (hachoo) "Pimp Mode", Katt Williams, yeah them Put it on a and call it the "Best Show" Koop' versus Chamillionaire, which is the flow? You'll probably see a tie like NBA dress Be the best to' (woo), up and get squashed Just thoughts, just your lip gloss 'Cause you spit soft, thick get off And I what you're thinkin, I hit ya with this pause (haha) They say you shouldn't throw stones at a glass Got my up and I throw out of my stash house What your 'bout? I ain't takin the tag out Ask me why I bought it, my just passed out ran mouth and I bet he get ran out I bet another sucker gonna that man route I'm a bad cough, that sick, big, bad See me and they bow "wow, Chat Moss" (haha) Tryin to say you ain't real if you got it Yeah I'm on the internet because it up my wallet Uh, street helped me get into college I bust you in your face, log on and about it (woo!) Uh, the auducity, run 'em over athletes Self serve means I'm the person that's gassin me You ask of me, money lookin like math to me One plus one equity, what it has to be Uh, better at your boy carefully Or get the definition of real reality Who's as bad as me? Any other is calamity 'Cause I be flippin the G's daily like be Wanna challenge me? a beautiful day that that'll be You could me any Sunday through Saturday You a cavity, too sweet to handle me I'm insanity, not sane, my out of me (woo) Take a budget, turn it confetti If I start another label I'm a it "Machete" Nah, won't drop an 'til I'm motherf'in ready Was call it "Venom", when I'm strikin I am deadly Don't know me Mister, don't ask me my sister They don't really know me but label me like a a You can all the swagger, you can have the charisma If I want opinion, I'll log on the 'net and Twit ya (Tweet) It's the "Sicker Than Every Pic Ya Makin" But it's no hate and they waitin to get ya And official, I'm so official Turn my iPhone towards me and I take a (cheese!) Women say you real and say they wanna kiss ya Haters see it happen, that day they gonna diss ya Promise it's a myth, you need to I will get ya Richer, so I up my lawyer before I hit ya (uh) You with me, impossible gonna be possible What you think we even look at the Oscars Hang with me to hear product he a gossiper Thought we was fly but ain't like a ostrich bro (woo) That's why I say no way, Larry King of thing, my pay stay okay Mixtapes in the and pass A plus K Aunt Jemima vagina, you a sweet pussy Every verse is a better verse, you know what worth Since my birth been blessed with a curse, on the Earth It's a curse, get nurse, in a mini skirt Make her 'til her feet is hurt, open up your purse, Captain Kirk I can't be, she'll be payin me (me) Walkin through the mall we on a shopping spree (spree) Open up the garage, yeah everything you see, black on black the NAACP Gettin money, I let the cat out I get any sicker then I'm probably gonna out In the studio 'cause sleep on me like the black couch Still got mad clout, that's what is mad 'bout Here we go, we go, I'm in the studio My whip got me feelin like my was Domino 'Cause it's a big six with me I go chick is still tryin to get me in a figure four Lookin for some hotness, let a heat seeker George Bush, one push, let a heat go Hit the studio, there goes another seeker "whoa!" (whoa) But I don't know why they doubt 'cause I've done this (whoa)
[Outro - - talking] I want a hundred million dollars, hundred dollars Hundred million dollars, million dollars Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, go, um