If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one
I got the Rap Patrol on the gat Foes that wanna make sure my casket's Rap critics that say he's 'Money, Cash, I'm the hood stupid, what type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in zapper toes celebrate the minute you was havin' dough I'm like fuck critics, you can my whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast
Got with radio if I don't play they show They don't play my hits, well I give a shit, so Rap try and use my black ass So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads,
I don't know what you me as Or understand the that Jay-Z has I'm from, to riches, niggaz I ain't dumb I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
The year is ninety-four, in my is raw In my rear mirror is the motherfuckin' law Got two choices y'all, pull the car or Bounce on the Devil, put the pedal to the
And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase Jake Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the So I pull over to the of the road Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you
I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low Or do I look like a mind reader sir? I don't Am I arrest or should I guess some mo'? Well you was doin fifty-five in the
and registration and step out of the car Are you a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are I ain't steppin' out of shit, all my papers Well do you if I look around the car a little bit?
Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for Aren't you sharp as a tack, you try out For or somethin', somebody important or somethin'
I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally my shit Well we'll see how smart you are the canine comes I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
Now once a time, not too long ago A nigga like myself had to arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the of havin' a pussy But a pussy havin' no sense, try an' push me
I try to him, talk to the Lord Pray for him, but some just love to perform You know the type, as a motorbike But wouldn't bust a grape in a fight
And only thing that's gon' is I'ma get to clappin' and He and his boys be yappin' to the Captain And I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat again through the system with the riff-raff again
Fiends on the floor, again Paparazzis with they cameras, them D.A. try to a nigga shaft again Half a for bail 'cause I'm African
All because fool was harassin' them Tryin' to the boy like he's saccharin' But ain't nuttin' sweet how I hold my gun I got 99 problems B and a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
Havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 and a bitch ain't one, ha ha You for this one Rick, it's your boy