If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one
I got the Rap Patrol on the gat Foes that wanna make sure my casket's Rap critics that say 'Money, Cash, Hoes' I'm from the hood stupid, what type of are those?
If you grew up with holes in your toes You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' I'm like critics, you can kiss my whole asshole If you don't my lyrics, you can press fast forward
Got beef radio if I don't play they show They don't my hits, well I don't give a shit, so Rap try and use my black ass So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads,
I don't know you take me as Or the intelligence that Jay-Z has I'm from, rags to riches, niggaz I dumb I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
The year is ninety-four, in my is raw In my view mirror is the motherfuckin' law Got two choices y'all, pull the car or on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor
And I ain't to see no highway chase with Jake Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the So I over to the side of the road Son do you know why I'm you for?
'Cause I'm young and I'm and my hat's real low Or do I look a mind reader sir? I don't know Am I under arrest or should I guess mo'? Well you was fifty-five in the fifty-four
License and registration and out of the car Are you carryin' a on you? I know a lot of you are I ain't out of shit, all my papers legit Well do you if I look around the car a little bit?
my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back And I know my rights, so you need a warrant for that Aren't you as a tack, you should try out For lawyer or somethin', somebody important or
Child I ain't passed the bar, but I a little bit Enough that you won't illegally my shit we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
Now once a time, not too long ago A nigga myself had to strong arm a hoe is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a pussy But a pussy havin' no sense, try an' push me
I try to ignore him, talk to the Pray for him, but some fools love to perform You know the type, as a motorbike But wouldn't a grape in a fruit fight
And only thing gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin' and He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the And there I go, in the Kit-Kat again Back through the system with the riff-raff
Fiends on the floor, again with they cameras, snappin' them D.A. try to give a shaft again Half a for bail 'cause I'm African
All because this was harassin' them Tryin' to play the boy like saccharin' But ain't nuttin' sweet 'bout how I my gun I got 99 B and a bitch ain't one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
Havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems and a ain't one, ha ha You for this one Rick, it's your boy