Luyện nghe bài hát Absolutely Positively..... Practical Jokes

I play practical just to get a laugh
I put in my neighbor's bubblebath
But anyway, one day she called me
She said, "Lyte, an emergency"

My door neighbor had an errand to run
I said, "Why Ms. Davis, ask son"
She said, "Ricky's at his grandmother's"
I said, "Well, what about Tommy, the brother?"

She said, "See, umm, at the pharmacy"
I said, "He'll be back soon how much could it be?"
She said, "C'mon, please, just a trip uptown
If you right now, you'll be back before sundown

Hurry up, not a moment to spare
It absolutely has to get there"
Umm, I then I played a good Samaritan
Started the car, she threw the package in

It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, got to get there

Pumpin' out the on the FDR
Not far me was a DT car
So I up selector, 55 the digit
But on the FDR, 40 is the

Here they come, on
I could see myself in jail 'til the break of
But they rolled right by, it wasn't me they was
A little red corvette, they was to capture

Dread I feel sweat so I set my jacket
Look up ahead, now that's what I call
to an exit and I made my way through
Couldn't believe I hit First Avenue

On a ass, just about to crash
at the gauge and the shit said no gas
Zero, nada, in here, see
In car the shit was on empty

Got out and pushed the to the side
Hailed a cab I caught a quick ride
To the of inflation, yes, the gas station
Gave a tip to show my appreciation

Got back to the ave I left my car
It wasn't there but it couldn't have far
Damn, I have got towed
to figure out how much money I owed

Went to the and I paid my debt
that was the worst, you ain't heard nothin' yet
Bumped into crackhead Sam, I used to see
And always, hand out, give me money
In my tank was a dollar's worth of gas I had to get to a machine fast

It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, positively got to get
It absolutely, got to get there
It absolutely, positively has to get

As I left the to walk back to the BM
Couldn't believe what my eyes were
at the back tire, it was flat
While the three were so damn fat

A brother walked by and offered his
Ordinarily I woulda did the myself
But he it quick, so I passed him a ten
Here I go on this journey

to the gas station to fill it up
When a crackhead from nowhere grabbed the
I said, "Look, I don't need your today"
And I scared the and he was on his way

Oops, a cat, shit,
Fur on my and all that
What's this, a stroke of bad
But at this point, I even give a fuck

I got to get the to the destination
No matter the confrontation
I arrive, bag in my
for a woman named Pam

She the bag, it was wrapped tight and snug
But in that bag, yo, in bag
45, guess what, it was a box of
A box of Q-tips, man