Luyện nghe bài hát Absolutely Positively..... Practical Jokes

I play practical jokes to get a laugh
I put roaches in my neighbor's
But anyway, one day she called me
She said, "Lyte, an emergency"

My next door had an errand to run
I said, "Why Ms. Davis, ask son"
She said, "Ricky's at his grandmother's"
I said, "Well, about Tommy, the younger brother?"

She said, "See, umm, at the pharmacy"
I said, "He'll be back soon how much could it be?"
She said, "C'mon, please, it's a trip uptown
If you leave right now, you'll be back before

Hurry up, there's not a moment to
It positively has to get there"
Umm, I contemplated then I a good Samaritan
Started the car, then she the package in

It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, got to get there

out the music on the FDR
Not far me was a DT car
So I eased up selector, 55 the
But on the FDR, 40 is the

Here come, sirens on
I could see myself in jail 'til the break of
But they rolled by, it wasn't me they was after
A little red corvette, they was to capture

Dread I feel so I set down my jacket
Look up ahead, now that's what I traffic
Dipped to an and I made my way through
believe when I hit First Avenue

On a Honda's ass, about to crash
Looked at the gauge and the shit no gas
Zero, nada, in here, see
In car terms the shit was on

Got out and pushed the to the side
Hailed a cab then I a quick ride
To the house of inflation, yes, the gas
Gave a little tip to my appreciation

Got back to the ave where I my car
It wasn't there but it couldn't have far
Damn, I must have got
Tried to figure out how money I owed

Went to the pound and I paid my
Think that was the worst, you heard nothin' yet
Bumped into crackhead Sam, I used to see
And like always, hand out, me money
In my was a dollar's worth of gas I had to get to a nice machine fast

It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, positively got to get
It absolutely, got to get there
It absolutely, positively has to get

As I left the to walk back to the BM
Couldn't believe what my eyes were
Looked at the tire, it was flat
While the other three were so fat

A brother by and offered his help
Ordinarily I woulda did the shit
But he it quick, so I passed him a ten
Here I go on journey again

Went to the gas station to it up
When a crackhead from nowhere the pump
I said, "Look, I don't your help today"
And I the motherfucker and he was on his way

Oops, a cat, shit,
Fur on my tires and all
What's this, a stroke of bad
But at this point, I don't even give a

I got to get the package to the
No what the confrontation
I arrive, bag in my
for a woman named Pam

She opened the bag, it was wrapped and snug
But in that bag, yo, in bag
45, what, it was a box of Q-tips
A box of Q-tips, man