Ferris and bumper cars are fun But rides just aren't for everyone Bought my ticket I'ma a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I come back or right away Give me at least a half a day Don't leave me lost and blown away In the (WHOOOO!) Hello and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple And I'm Jimbo Welcome to the Carnival's amazing maze Over ways to get in, and no way out Let's meet today's is Rick We like to call him Rick the Dickface is a wealthy entrepeneur Who smacks his around And his way in and out of everything Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the maze
J] What up I'm Violent J I'll be guide for today, k? Good, got mad doors and mad Hallways, crawlways, walls for a left just before you make a right And your left be to your right If your right, right? Good, the show Go on boy and open up the first door to a theatrical thriller Meet Jack a serial killer With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the You get it if you make it out though Fuck ain't no use all day You need to your bitch ass back down the hallway You be a man at least you learned you get in the maze you've earned Keep runnin a tickin on the clock You might wanna tie that up with a sock Turn it might look the same But you makin tracks the room of thumbtacks This really ain't About a million tacks and the spins a bit If you stay on feet you'll be okay Oh let me get out of way Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam Jeff right Jimbo He looks like a ragdoll and spinnin like that You can witness spectacles truly amazing Within the amazing Let's see where else Rick's Will lead the little Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in balls 'em all out and head right back down the halls What's this? Dead end, doors It's a long way back, just Oh should've turned around no nuthin that we got to sit and argue about Keep going a left, right left Now run straight some more up the door Slide in the sheets, breeze Relax ninja it with ease The maze is a place of surprises, your dick rises Lay down expect the In comes your with a hairy chest sexy I'm grim love Let me have a look at uhh milk dud Aww you fell for that I ain't gonna tell you got your hole tapped All that of the opposite sex And look who just got they butthole Wait! that? The walls are closing in, dat Hurry run for your Ohh be alright that sit with you Jimbo? First he plugged with bullets Then he gets his plugged I think he's a idiot, Jeff I mean what kind of Can't find his way out of this You gotta be a real To up here in the first place you are Jimbo Let's watch the big dick fuck up more Alrighty ain't no need to If there's a way out it's be near Hey yo look a You still got one arm so it's on Can you hear? Ahh in your ear it the phones got a life of it's own Kiss me man hey on down the slide go faster Bed of nails, screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door Woods, you're outside Lots of places for to hide Watch step, AHHHH, backdraft Caught your foot and the left Creepin off your stump something in the rump Holla's, they gonna get you How it feel bitch get the picture indoors hey at last Look at family behind the glass They look weird, sayin something up, you've fucked up, you've fucked up Oooh they're and they're pointing at you At least you know what they're sayins It's one door you made it home, or Or what? again it's on Ferris and bumper cars are fun But those rides just aren't for Bought my ticket I'ma a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't come back or right (Hey) Hey man cut that What the man, happy friendly shit man dat It's supposed to be in this bitch man that shit off