Ferris wheels and bumper are fun But those rides just aren't for Bought my ticket I'ma a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't come back or away me time at least a half a day Don't just leave me lost and blown In the (WHOOOO!) Hello ladies and I'm Jeff Nipple And I'm Jizm Welcome to the Dark Carnival's amazing 5000 ways to get in, and no way out Let's meet volunteer is Rick We to call him Rick the Dick Dickface is a wealthy entrepeneur Who smacks his wife And his way in and out of everything Let's see how Mr. fairs up in the amazing maze
J] What up I'm Violent J be your guide for today, k? Good, got mad doors and mad Hallways, crawlways, walls for Make a left just you make a right And your left should be to right If lefts right, right? Good, the show Go on ahead boy and up the first door to a theatrical thriller Meet Jack a serial killer With a chainsaw, he your arm at the elbow You get it back if you it out though Fuck ain't no use all day You need to take your bitch ass back down the You gotta be a man at you learned Everything you get in the you've earned Keep runnin times a tickin on the You might wanna tie that up with a sock Turn right it look the same But you tracks through the room of thumbtacks really ain't shit About a million tacks and the room a bit If you stay on your you'll be okay Oh let me get out of way Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam Jeff right Jimbo He like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that You can always witness truly amazing the amazing maze Let's see where else adventures lead the little dickwipe Hahaha, so you got a few in your balls 'em all out and head right back down the halls What's this? end, doors locked It's a way back, just knock Oh should've turned around no nuthin that we got to sit and argue about Keep going make a left, right Now run straight some more up the door Slide in the sheets, breeze Relax take it with ease The maze is a of magic Many surprises, your rises Lay down expect the In comes your lover a hairy chest Hello sexy I'm grim Let me have a at your uhh milk dud Aww you fell for that I ain't tell you got your hole ring tapped All that of the opposite sex And look who got they butthole flexed Wait! that? The are closing in, fuck dat run for your life Ohh be alright How's that sit you Jimbo? First he gets plugged with he gets his butt plugged I he's a fuckin idiot, Jeff I mean kind of asshole Can't find his way out of maze? You gotta be a dickbuffer To wind up here in the first you are Jimbo Let's the big dick fuck up some more Alrighty no need to fear If there's a way out it's gotta be Hey yo look a You got one good arm so it's on Can you hear? Ahh tongue in ear Drop it the got a life of it's own Kiss me man hey on Slip the slide go faster Bed of nails, Quit screaming yo, hurry the up and open the door Woods, trees you're Lots of places for to hide Watch your step, AHHHH, your foot and the ankles left Creepin off with your Feel something in the Holla's, they gonna get you How it feel bitch get the picture Back indoors hey at Look at your family the glass look weird, they're sayin something Listen up, fucked up, you've fucked up they're laughin and they're pointing at you At least you know what sayins true one last door you made it home, or Or Once again it's on wheels and bumper cars are fun But rides just aren't for everyone Bought my I'ma have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't come back or right (Hey) Hey man cut that What the fuck man, friendly shit man dat It's supposed to be in this bitch man Turn that off