Ferris wheels and cars are fun But those rides just for everyone Bought my I'ma have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I come back or right away Give me at least a half a day Don't leave me lost and blown away In the (WHOOOO!) Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Nipple And I'm Jizm to the Dark Carnival's amazing maze Over 5000 to get in, and no way out Let's meet today's This is We like to him Rick the Dick here is a wealthy entrepeneur Who his wife around And buys his way in and out of Let's see how Mr. Toughguy up in the amazing maze
J] What up I'm Violent J I'll be guide for today, k? Good, got mad and mad floors Hallways, crawlways, for days a left just before you make a right And your left be to your right If your lefts right, Good, begin the Go on ahead boy and open up the door Welcome to a thriller Meet Jack Doobie a killer a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbow You get it if you make it out though ain't no use crying all day You need to take your bitch ass down the hallway You gotta be a man at least you you get in the maze you've earned Keep runnin times a tickin on the You might wanna tie that stump up a sock Turn right it might look the But you tracks through the room of thumbtacks This really ain't About a million and the room spins a bit If you on your feet you'll be okay Oh let me get out of way Oh boy Rick the is in a bit of a jam there Jeff That's right He looks like a ragdoll and spinnin like that You can witness spectacles truly amazing the amazing maze Let's see where else Rick's Will lead the dickwipe Hahaha, so you got a few in your balls Pick 'em all out and head right back the halls this? Dead end, doors locked It's a long way back, just Oh should've around no doubt Ain't nuthin that we got to sit and argue going make a left, right left Now run straight ahead some Open up the Slide in the sheets, breeze Relax ninja take it ease The maze is a place of Many surprises, your rises Lay expect the best In comes your lover a hairy chest Hello sexy I'm love Let me have a look at your uhh dud Aww shit you fell for I ain't gonna you got your hole ring tapped All that dissin of the sex And look who just got they butthole Wait! What's The walls are closing in, dat Hurry run for your Ohh be alright How's that sit you Jimbo? First he gets plugged bullets Then he gets his butt I think he's a fuckin idiot, I mean what kind of Can't his way out of this maze? You be a real dickbuffer To wind up here in the first you are Jimbo Let's watch the big dick fuck up some Alrighty ain't no to fear If there's a way out it's be near Hey yo look a You still got one good arm so on Can you Ahh tongue in your ear Drop it the phones got a of it's own me man hey come on Slip down the slide go Bed of nails, Quit screaming yo, hurry the up and open the door Woods, trees you're of places for creeps to hide Watch step, AHHHH, backdraft your foot and the ankles left Creepin off with stump Feel in the rump Holla's, yeah gonna get you How does it feel get the picture Back indoors hey at at your family behind the glass They look weird, they're sayin Listen up, you've fucked up, fucked up Oooh they're and they're pointing at you At least you know they're sayins true It's one last door you it home, or Or what? Once again on Ferris and bumper cars are fun But those rides aren't for everyone Bought my ticket I'ma a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I come back or right away (Hey) Hey man cut that What the fuck man, happy shit man dat It's to be wicked in this bitch man that shit off