Ferris and bumper cars are fun But those rides just aren't for Bought my ticket have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I come back or right away Give me time at a half a day Don't leave me lost and blown away In the (WHOOOO!) Hello ladies and I'm Jeff Nipple And I'm Jimbo Welcome to the Dark amazing maze Over ways to get in, and no way out Let's meet volunteer is Rick We like to call him Rick the Dickface is a wealthy entrepeneur Who smacks his around And buys his way in and out of Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the maze
J] What up I'm Violent J I'll be your for today, k? Good, got mad doors and mad Hallways, crawlways, walls for Make a left just you make a right And your should be to your right If lefts right, right? Good, the show Go on boy and open up the first door to a theatrical thriller Meet Jack Doobie a serial With a chainsaw, he takes arm at the elbow You get it back if you make it out Fuck ain't no use all day You to take your bitch ass back down the hallway You be a man at least you learned you get in the maze you've earned Keep runnin times a on the clock You might wanna tie stump up with a sock Turn right it might the same But you makin through the room of thumbtacks This ain't shit About a million and the room spins a bit If you stay on feet you'll be okay Oh let me get out of way Oh boy the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff That's right He looks like a flippin and spinnin like that You can always spectacles truly amazing Within the maze Let's see where else adventures Will lead the little Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your Pick 'em all out and head right down the halls What's this? Dead end, locked It's a long way back, just Oh turned around no doubt Ain't that we got to sit and argue about Keep going make a left, right Now run straight some more Open up the in the sheets, nice breeze Relax ninja take it with The maze is a of magic Many surprises, dick rises Lay down expect the In comes lover with a hairy chest Hello sexy I'm love Let me have a look at uhh milk dud Aww shit you fell for I ain't gonna you got your hole ring tapped All that of the opposite sex And look who just got butthole flexed Wait! What's The walls are in, fuck dat run for your life Ohh be alright How's sit with you Jimbo? First he plugged with bullets he gets his butt plugged I think a fuckin idiot, Jeff I mean what of asshole Can't his way out of this maze? You be a real dickbuffer To wind up here in the first you are Jimbo Let's watch the big dick fuck up more Alrighty no need to fear If there's a way out it's be near Hey yo a phone You got one good arm so it's on Can you hear? Ahh in your ear it the phones got a life of it's own Kiss me man hey on down the slide go faster Bed of nails, Quit screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the Woods, you're outside Lots of places for to hide Watch your step, AHHHH, your foot and the ankles left Creepin off with stump Feel something in the Holla's, yeah gonna get you How does it feel bitch get the Back indoors hey at Look at family behind the glass They look weird, they're sayin Listen up, you've fucked up, you've up Oooh they're laughin and they're at you At least you know they're sayins true It's one last door you it home, or Or what? Once again on Ferris wheels and cars are fun But those rides just aren't for Bought my I'ma have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't come back or right (Hey) Hey man cut shit the fuck man, happy friendly shit man dat It's supposed to be wicked in this man that shit off