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Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your Came in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy with I laced the weed with insect repellent, better check the Eminem starts with E, better the spelling with a capital
grab me a Snapple I got an aspirin capsule in my adam's apple (Hurry up) Somebody me on my head, and I was sure my mother did it, but the bitch won't admit it was her
I slit her stomach open with a when she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you these kicks cunt?" The world ain't ready for me yet, I can I'll probably a cell next to the furnace in hell
I'm than sperm cells with syphilis germs And I'm hotter than my dick is, I piss and it burns I kick you in the tummy until you to your stomach And vomit so blood that your clothes stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the head with a til' you plummet If don't like me, you can suck my dick til' you numb it And all that gibberish you was spittin', you need to it 'Cause your style is like in my sleep, I don't feel it
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, do you me? Is crazy
I'm ice grillin' you, you down with a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a gym I'm Slim, the is really a fake alias To me with in case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of uranium Than a maniac, Saudi A combustible head, spazmatic Strapped to a Kraftmatic bed
Laid up in the hospital in condition I flat lined, jumped up and ran the mortician High speed, IV full of weed Lookin' Chinese, with my knees together like Siamese
Twins, joined at the like lesbians Uh, pins and needles, hypodermic and pins I hope God forgives me for my sins, it all depends On if I on killin' my girlfriends
any man who would jump in front of a minivan For grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is fuckin' crazy,
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Is crazy
Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and And got rushed to the to get my system flushed (Shucks) I'm an and that's all I can say I in to work, 'cause all I do is frolic and play
I swallow grenades, and about a bottle a day Of 3, and talk about how violent I'll be Give me eleven my head'll spin Medicine'll get me revvin' a 747 jet engine
Scratched my balls til' I shredded "Doctor, this rash, look how red it's been" "It's AIDS", forget it then I a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
That don't even make sense, like dykes usin' So reach in billfolds, for ten ducats And up this Slim Shady shit that's on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My scribbled over that rhyme I couldn't it, damn