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Original Bad Boy on the case, your face in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy with Mase I laced the weed insect repellent, better check the smelly Eminem with E, better check the spelling with a capital
grab me a Snapple I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam's (Hurry up) Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was my mother did it, but the bitch won't admit it was her
I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six And said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you these kicks cunt?" The world ain't for me yet, I can tell probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker than sperm with syphilis germs And I'm hotter my dick is, when I piss and it burns I kick you in the tummy until you sick to stomach And vomit so much blood your clothes stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the head with a brick til' you If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick til' you it And all that you was spittin', you need to kill it your style is like dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, do you me? Is fuckin'
I'm ice grillin' you, you down with a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, a fag in a women's gym I'm Slim, the is really a fake alias To save me in case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of uranium Than a maniac, Arabian A combustible head, spazmatic Strapped to a adjustable bed
up in the hospital in critical condition I lined, jumped up and ran from the mortician High speed, IV full of Thai Lookin' Chinese, with my knees stuck together Siamese
Twins, joined at the groin like Uh, pins and needles, needles and pins I God forgives me for my sins, it probably all depends On if I keep on killin' my
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, listen
any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Is crazy
Last night I O.D.'d on rush, and dust And got rushed to the hospital to get my flushed (Shucks) I'm an alcoholic and all I can say I call in to work, 'cause all I do is and play
I grenades, and take about a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and talk how violent I'll be me eleven Excederin my head'll spin Medicine'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet
Scratched my balls til' I shredded "Doctor, check rash, look how red it's been" "It's probably AIDS", forget it I strike a still pose and hit you with ill flows
That don't even make sense, like dykes dildos So reach in your billfolds, for ten And pick up Slim Shady shit that's on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My daughter scribbled that rhyme I couldn't it, damn