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Original Bad Boy on the case, your face Came in the place blowed, and sprayed with Mase I laced the weed with insect repellent, better check the Eminem with E, better check the spelling with a capital
Somebody me a Snapple I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam's (Hurry up) Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was That my did it, but the bitch won't admit it was her
I slit her stomach with a scalpel when she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin' kicks cunt?" The world ain't for me yet, I can tell I'll probably a cell next to the furnace in hell
I'm than sperm cells with syphilis germs And I'm hotter than my is, when I piss and it burns I kick you in the tummy until you to your stomach And vomit so blood that your clothes stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the head a brick til' you plummet If y'all like me, you can suck my dick til' you numb it And all that gibberish you was spittin', you need to it 'Cause style is like dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is crazy, do you hear me? Is crazy
I'm ice grillin' you, starin' you down with a gremlin I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a gym I'm Slim, the Shady is really a alias To save me in case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, of more uranium Than a maniac, Arabian A highly combustible head, to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the hospital in critical I flat lined, jumped up and ran the mortician speed, IV full of Thai weed Lookin' Chinese, with my knees together like Siamese
Twins, joined at the groin lesbians Uh, and needles, hypodermic needles and pins I hope God forgives me for my sins, it all depends On if I on killin' my girlfriends
any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is fuckin' crazy,
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Is crazy
Last night I O.D.'d on rush, and dust And got rushed to the to get my system flushed (Shucks) I'm an and that's all I can say I call in to work, 'cause all I do is frolic and
I swallow grenades, and about a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent be me eleven Excederin my head'll spin Medicine'll get me like a 747 jet engine
Scratched my til' I shredded skin "Doctor, check this rash, look how red been" "It's probably AIDS", it then I a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
That even make sense, like dykes usin' dildos So reach in your billfolds, for ten And pick up this Slim Shady shit that's on Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My daughter scribbled over rhyme I couldn't read it,